“My father could have been a great comedian but he didn't believe that that was possible for him, and so he made a conservative choice. Instead, he got a safe jog as an accountant and when I was 12 years… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I haven't been as wild with my money as somebody like me might have been. I've been very safe, very conservative with investments. I don't blow money. I don't have a ton of houses. I know things can go away.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Our eyes are not viewers, they're also projectors that are running a second story over the picture that we see in front of us… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Fear is going to be a player in your life, but you get to decide how much! — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Well this is just a fist. But when I start throwing it around I can leave one hell of a mess. — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't believe in this fairy tale of staying together for ever. Ten years with somebody is enough. In ten years, you can give… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
“I practiced making faces in the mirror and it would drive my mother crazy. She used to scare me by saying that I was… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
I don't think you can know God unless you're passionate about him so you're either screaming at him, enraptured with the idea of being… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast.… — Jim Carrey Copy Share Image
