I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills! — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
I don't think I ever will do a sex scene because of my religion and my personal standards. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
That's what protagonists do. They work hard, they have a conflict, they overcome the obstacles. — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your… — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
When I was young, I told my sister that she had chunky thighs. She slapped me and I cried. She feels bad about it… — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
Girls kind of get crazy when they have guns. These girls had never done it, and all they wanted to do was inflict as… — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
Marriage is all about knowing the ins and outs and the intimate details, and your wife is supposed to be the person you know… — Jon Heder Copy Share Image
