Computer Quotes · Page 18

No consumer product improves more drastically, year after year, than the computer.

— Clive Thompson

I think that I do about 85% of what I used to do on my computer now on my iPad.

— Dean Devlin

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

— Bill Gates

The young think they are immortal, and are determined to prove otherwise.

— Larry Wall

There are only two things wrong with C++: The initial concept and the implementation.

— Bertrand Meyer

The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.

— I. F. Stone

I want to be the poster girl for engineers and computer nerds.

— Alessandra Torresani

Computers and games don't waste time - people do.

— Bill Gates

Man will have replicated his own intelligence not when he teaches a computer to reason but when he teaches a computer to…

— Robert Breault

Computers are here to stay. It is a major challenge for the future to use computers efficiently in combinatorics without losing its…

— Noga Alon

The jewelry business is a very, very tough business - tougher than the computer business. You truly have to understand how to…

— Guy Kawasaki

We writers dream of a future where actors are mostly computer generated and their performances can be adjusted, by us, on a…

— Tina Fey

You know, IBM was almost knocked out of the box by other types of computer software and manufacturing.

— Roy Romer

Hardware: This is the part of the computer that stops working when you spill beer on it.

— Dave Barry

Computer power grows according to Moore's law, as does the sophistication of handheld devices.

— Martin Rees

There ought to be something about computers and artificial intelligence [in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations]. Surely somebody somewhere said something memorable.

— Justin Kaplan

People who say that only young people voted on the Internet, those who didn't see Pele play, forget that children are not…

— Diego Maradona

I've had a lot of typewriters that I've had relationships with; one still has a piece of masking tape that says "$8"…

— Eddie Vedder

Somebody could send you an office document or a PDF file, and as soon as you open it, it's a booby trap…

— Kevin Mitnick

Ford carried on counting quietly. This is about the most aggressive thing you can do to a computer, the equivalent of going…

— Douglas Adams

Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes and the second law of thermodynamics. All three are processes in which useful or…

— Seth Lloyd

I was the first to advocate the Web. But I am very troubled by this thing that every kid must have a…

— Camille Paglia

I think the only reason people use PCs is because they have to. Mac is the most streamlined computer there is. I…

— Cary Fukunaga

I believe that I improve with every book I write - most writers will probably tell you the same thing. I'm still…

— David B. Coe

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

Computer Science is embarrassed by the computer.

— Alan Perlis

I've got a computer, but I won't go near it.

— Jo Stafford

The best computer scientists are...technologists who crave beauty.

— David Gelernter

I never was much of a game player, but I loved to be on the computer.

— Cory Arcangel

“No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.”

— Anonymous

The computer is very good for me; I can magnify my work very easily.

— Jean Giraud

Throw the computer away and don't look on the internet. That's the best thing to do.

— Daniel Craig

The computer dictates how you do something, whereas with a pencil you're totally free.

— James Dyson

OK, so the computer has understood, but what about me ?

— Eugene Wigner

A computer can have so much more in its brain that a human can.

— Sallie Krawcheck

I am very bad at computers. I don't really know how to write email.

— Marjane Satrapi

I also love a good cheesy movie, and I'm kind of addicted to my computer.

— Behati Prinsloo

Anyone who spends their life on a computer is pretty unusual.

— Bill Gates

I think it's a new feature. Don't tell anyone it was an accident.

— Larry Wall

My computer is basically useless When it's not connected to the Internet.

— Ritu Ghatourey