Comedy Quotes · Page 70

Stand-up would be my worst nightmare.

— Steven Pasquale

Not funny ha ha, funny weird

— Dean Koontz

One day you'll die, and I'm laughing

— Author Name

Making art is like humour - very moment dependent.

— Michael Denton

Good-humor is always a success.

— Johann Kaspar Lavater

Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.

— Victor Hugo

A humorist doesn't really do that much note-taking.

— P. J. O'Rourke

Being funny is a very serious business.

— Soupy Sales

I don't laugh that much, but I do like humorous books, and I like to entertain readers that way.

— Jonathan Ames

It lies in human nature that where you experience your first laughs, you also remember the age kindly.

— Vaclav Havel

I don't watch any other comedy, I don't study stand-up as an art.

— Michael McIntyre

Bullying new comics at open mic nights? NOT ON MY WATCH!

— Papa CJ

I am always a great fan of keeping things on an eye level for comedy because it plays better.

— James Bobin

The opportunity to lecture had restored my good humor.

— Barbara Mertz

I think that sometimes only comedians can reach the peaks of tragedy.

— Roberto Benigni

I first started as an actor, but there was no money in it, which is why I drifted into comedy.

— Bradley Walsh

There's so much tragedy in people that we see every day that we don't have to make anything up. We don't have…

— Eric Drooker

Fate cast me to play the role of an ugly duckling with no promise of swanning. . . . I have played…

— Marie Dressler

And dilettantism is a humorous way to survive. Everybody understands you for it and everybody hates you for it. And not everybody…

— Francesco Clemente

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know…

— Marilyn Manson

I'm definitely a romantic comedy dude because I'm a big romantic at heart. I'm a softy, so it's always nice to watch…

— Sterling Knight

I'm not built for war. I'm built for entertainment. I'm built for jokes - either telling them or being the butt of…

— Josh Peck

I don't think I've ever had a conversation with a comedian who stole except for when it's been in anger.

— Matt Besser

What's so great about working with really funny women is that vanity comes second. Whatever makes it real and funny, they're going…

— Paul Feig

The Larry Sanders Show сhanged my life. I am so thankful that - I mean, go figure. Most people are lucky to…

— Jeffrey Tambor

My brand of comedy is taking a serious approach to silliness. Small moments of modern life and human behavior make me laugh.…

— Jonathan Krisel

I think comedy evolves constantly. I reinvent myself all the time. I always find a way to entertain myself because I truly…

— J. B. Smoove

I had a client who just wanted to entertain me the whole time, that is a defense against going deep, in my…

— Kelly Carlin-McCall

I'm not making fun of it because I want to make fun of it. I'm making fun of it so I feel…

— Pete Davidson

“Anna is part of a generation that often seems frozen in place by their unreleting sense of irony. Virtually everything people believe…

— Scott Turow

Movies take a lot of time to make, so when I sign onto a project, I ask, do I want to dedicate…

— Kiersey Clemons

“Elder's Meditation of the Day - February 18 "laughter is a necessity in life that does not cost much, and the Old…

— Larry P. Aitken

You always love funny and you make a laugh!

— Mayte

Humor is man's greatest blessing.

— Mark Twain

I prefer sayings over jokes.

— Robert Ballard

Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

I still want to do a comedy series.

— Joan Van Ark

To laugh is to live profoundly.

— Milan Kundera

“There can be funny moments during sad stories”

— Ammon Shea

There are a lot of great disabled comedians.

— Richard Herring