Comedy Quotes · Page 49

I made a funny son and youre not laughin.

— Foghorn Leghorn

My job is to make people laugh.

— Aisling Bea

Laughter is grace in its gaseous form.

— Cathleen Falsani

Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself.

— Anonymous

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

— Leo Rosten

If you can't take a joke, Don't look like one.

— Nikhil Saluja

If you can laugh at it then you can live with it

— Anonymous

It is better to laugh than cry.

— Maria Grazia Cucinotta

“Do not put up with mean people who discourage your laughter.”

— Jim Dines

I'm set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it's easy.

— Ron White

Today I laugh till my face become red and now gonna cry till my eyes become red.

— Kanishka Dixit

It’s really hard to hate someone for being different when you’re too busy laughing together.

— George Takei

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

— Louis C. K

I love it when somebody makes me laugh - it's what attracts me to people.

— Dawn French

“This is not at all funny." "Which is why I'm not laughing.”

— Dani Alexander

In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.

— Wislawa Szymborska

I think I learned everything about comedy and timing and drama from watching 'The Muppet Show,' which was one of the best…

— Michael Giacchino

It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person…

— Maureen Johnson

You have to find a way to not become bitter and live within the parameters of the situation and laugh your way…

— Yvette Nicole Brown

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? If I'm a game show host,…

— Howie Mandel

I always loved comedy, but in my mind, it wasn't a viable career option. I always thought, 'You go to college. You…

— Michelle Wolf

I feel more comfortable in drama. Comedy is a high-wire act. I find it stressful. It's a precision science in a way.

— Colin Firth

A lot of actors are like, 'Why do I do this? My character wouldn't do this? This doesn't make sense.' And in…

— Kathryn Hahn

Everything is funnier in retrospect, funnier and prettier and cooler. You can laugh at anything from far enough away.

— Chuck Palahniuk

I am in no way facetious, nor disposed for the mirth and galliardize of company, yet in one dream I can compose…

— Thomas Browne

In comedy, it's not the glamorous, beautiful people that are great at comedy. They're either every man or every woman, they're either…

— Rebel Wilson

“The men laugh at the witty line, but it is not a belly laugh. Beasley's mouth is in a wide smile, but…

— Mumia Abu-Jamal

I am a candid interview and I have a dark and dry sense of humor - a very Canadian sense of humor…

— Michael Buble

I knew what I wanted to do when I set out. I knew that I wanted to write a book that told…

— Moshe Kasher

I think when you start comedy there are some real advantages to being single and in a low-paid job. You have nothing…

— Josh Widdicombe

When you see me on the pitch, I will always be smiling, always laughing, always playing jokes. I grew up as somebody…

— Emmanuel Adebayor

I've always loved, as an Aussie, comedy is part of my life. My friends and I are always ribbing each other and…

— Alex O'Loughlin

He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.

— Anonymous

“Your laugh is of the sardonic kind.”

— Caius Sempronius Gracchus

Being funny is not the same as being happy.

— Dana Gould

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

— Elayne Boosler

I do standup once a year, when I host the CMAs.

— Brad Paisley

Strong and wrong is just so funny to me.

— Ego Nwodim

The Comedy Store is my home!

— Ari Shaffir

I laugh in the face of danger ahhhhhahahaha -Simba

— The Lion King