People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know… — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
And dilettantism is a humorous way to survive. Everybody understands you for it and everybody hates you for it. And not everybody… — Francesco Clemente Copy Share Image
Fate cast me to play the role of an ugly duckling with no promise of swanning. . . . I have played… — Marie Dressler Copy Share Image
I've never done anything simply because I thought I could get away with it. I've just wanted to do the funniest show. — Soupy Sales Copy Share Image
Let your personality, and sense of humor shine through, that's whats makes you, you. Even God had a sense of humor. Just… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“SHUT UP," Carot Top say, the cocane now taking effect. "This isnt Poetry 101. People want to laugh. Your suposed to be… — Seinfeld 2000 Copy Share Image
Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
When doing comedy, I do what makes me laugh. The first person I learned from said I should talk about things I… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
I think it sort of dawns on you that if you're not gigging constantly you're not actually relevant. You may be relevant… — Johnny Vegas Copy Share Image
If I am totally honest, I would have to say that ''Allo 'Allo!' was not my cup of tea, even though lots… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I want to be a little more dramatic nowadays. I definitely want something big and funny, but I look for things that… — Cedric the Entertainer Copy Share Image
I wasn't one of those kids who stole Richard Pryor records. I wasn't a comedy-nerd kid. I had no concept of stand-up.… — Whitney Cummings Copy Share Image
If something is a comedy for the sake of just comedy's sake and it doesn't have a good message, I don't have… — Danielle Fishel Copy Share Image
You get into comedy because you are insecure, and you communicate with the world through comedy to sort of alleviate the tension… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
To be honest, I'm probably more of a comedy person, actually. I really enjoy the comedy stuff, and I've got some things… — Sharlto Copley Copy Share Image
Just because I do a few comedy bits about gay people, that does not mean I'm out there promoting some anti-gay cause. — Sam Kinison Copy Share Image
I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up… — Jessica Williams Copy Share Image
I'm a pretty tenacious person; I get that from my mom. So sometimes, I use dark humor. I can't take myself too… — Art Alexakis Copy Share Image
How many days do you have that are just purely dramatic? How many days do you have that are just purely comedic?… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
“Use humor as aggressively as chemo. Laugh until your hair falls out. There is nothing that can’t be played for a laugh.” — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I think that's important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you're not just the… — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
Wayne's World' is my all time favorite comedy. I used to watch it on VHS on repeat with my brother when I… — James Lafferty Copy Share Image
In my pantheon of comedy idols there's maybe six people: Lisa Kudrow, Conan O'Brian, Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Martin Short. Lisa is at the… — Mae Martin Copy Share Image
I think there is gay comedy, because I think most gay comics are very very very in touch with that identity. — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
I love edgy comedy. 'Coming to America' still gets me and 'Friday.' I watch old Richard Pryor stand-up on VHS, too. — Tamron Hall Copy Share Image
Animation is very similar to sketch comedy: you have a short amount of time to do something big and ridiculous and funny. — Alex Borstein Copy Share Image
I think comedy is where I feel very silly, confident, and really can't expose too much of my sensitive side. — Melissa Villasenor Copy Share Image
Being comedic is a skill, because there is a fine line where the context is important. And being dramatic is just being… — Bob Odenkirk Copy Share Image
I always stay in the urban comedy genre because it just never gets old. It's one of those things that people watch,… — Terry Crews Copy Share Image
“We work long hours at these shows, and no matter how funny someone's writing sample is, if they are too talkative or… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Idiots,” I’d say, crunching another cracker. “Who tafes vaca to the friggin’ hungle?” And now here I am. Some people say life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you examine any aspect of the human condition long enough, you really do have to start laughing at it. Because the… — Justin Simien Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I crack myself up a lot more than I crack anybody else up, but that is okay. At least I am… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
In black comedic culture, there's always been a thing about "Man, I ain't gotta wear a dress to be funny!" But I've… — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
It doesn't mean you can't discuss important things, but I would never do a joke about cancer, just because I don't think… — Jon Richardson Copy Share Image
If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and let your hostages laugh too,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I want my people to laugh like a lion's roar. Then even laughter becomes a tremendous experience, because it is intelligence at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's something quite joyful about doing comedy which doesn't really need much analysis. I'm not elitist. I like to do crowd-pleasing stuff… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
I think just because life is hard, it does seem fun to have a break and laugh about things, so I think… — Joan Cusack Copy Share Image
