I would write 100 jokes a day. Most of them were terrible. But I just said, 'I'll write more than everybody else,… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“We laughed. Ha, ha, we went. Ha, ha, ha. I’m not laughing now. Never has a joke filled me with such nausea… — Nick Hornby Copy Share Image
I'm a storyteller: the crux of the matter is to reach beauty, poetry; it doesn't matter if that is comedy or tragedy.… — Roberto Benigni Copy Share Image
I was desperate for new material, so anything I can write a joke about that works is in the act. No matter… — Ron White Copy Share Image
I studied theater in college, and I really wanted to be an actress and play a lot of different roles. Then I… — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap… — Sandra Bernhard Copy Share Image
There's very few comedy sci-fis that have worked for me other than the classics, like 'Red Dwarf' and, of course, 'Hitchhiker's Guide.' — David Hewlett Copy Share Image
If you can laugh your way through life, you can have a good time as you're going through the sometimes troubling time… — Mehmet Oz Copy Share Image
There was always, along the way in my career, as more and more I made marijuana a part of my act and… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Philosophy is problem-solving. There's a philosophical problem, and then you try to solve it by approaching it from different angles and seeing… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
When I'm driving past the place I used to work, or when I'm driving past the comedy studio where I used to… — Kelly Marie Tran Copy Share Image
I try to be careful not to put the cart before the horse. I try not to create comedy for other comedians… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I think that's part of being a comedy writer. You have to be confident. If you're sitting around worrying about, like, oh… — David Mandel Copy Share Image
Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high… — Bruce McCall Copy Share Image
So, you don't have laughs as a reference point any more, it becomes a bit of a science after that. And the… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
I can juggle. I started juggling as a kid. And when I worked at Disneyland, I knew a juggler there named Christopher… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can… — Max Frisch Copy Share Image
I would have to say that I have to concentrate more when I'm doing comedy. There are so many details that make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I approach villains, unless it's a drama, I'm a comedian, so I approach most things from a comedic point of view. — Rob Riggle Copy Share Image
It's so rewarding being on radio, especially because it's not about what you look like at all. And I love comedy, so… — Sophie Monk Copy Share Image
I don't have to defend what I do for a job. Who cares what people say? If people don't see the humor… — Too Short Copy Share Image
I always had one goal, and that was to be a real funny stand-up comic, and that's pretty much what I'm doing.… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
I used to go to the Cleveland Comedy Club all the time. If there was a comic I liked, I'd go see… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
In my career, since people have appreciated my performance on television for years, even casting directors trust that I am capable of… — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wondered whether I hadn't let my career get confined to one direction, but lately I've decided to accept the fact… — Ben Stiller Copy Share Image
I wanted to see how funny I could be without making the choice that every 10 minutes something big and visual had… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
When you go out there to do comedy, you feel like you're doing battle with the audience a lot of the time.… — Rob Riggle Copy Share Image
I definitely have a dark sense of humor, and in ways I think that comes from having a lot of childhood trauma… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for my grandpa, I'd have absolutely no sense of humor and I never would have gotten my start in… — Matt Rife Copy Share Image
I am tired of doing stupid comedies. Though comedy has given me the breakthrough in the industry, I constantly feel the need… — Paresh Rawal Copy Share Image
I remember a time when it was ok to make fun of politicians and powerful people. Now, it's not ok anymore. We've… — Elif Safak Copy Share Image
It's good they're holding the Olympics in the East End of London. Means the athletes will have to use extra skill to… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
When I first started acting, I started in opera and had a great desire to play grand, tragic characters. I got sidetracked… — Leslie Easterbrook Copy Share Image
'Gujarat 11' has a good script; it is a full package of entertainment, comedy, emotions and has a message for the audience. — Daisy Shah Copy Share Image
Everybody kind of looks to comedians and comedy for relief and a fresh breath about what is going on in the world. — Sean Hayes Copy Share Image
It's so cool to be in an ensemble because you're in something that's bigger than yourself, and it's even crazier to be… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
Grinning is something you do when you are entertained in some way, such as reading a good book or watching someone you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The Catholic wisdom of the people... provides reasons for joy and humor even in the midst of a very hard life.” — The Catholic Church Copy Share Image
