Comedy Quotes · Page 41

“I've had years to see the funny side.”

— Derek Landy

A good joke can work in New York and Kentucky.

— Michelle Wolf

Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it.

— Lewis Carroll

“Nothing becomes funny by being labelled so.”

— William Strunk Jr. E.B. White

I'm very much a girl in comedy.

— Chloe Fineman

Sit long. Talk much. Laugh often.

— Danielle

“Humor without sadness is just pie in the face”

— Cath Crowley

Comedy has to be built carefully.

— Peter Bogdanovich

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

— Natalie Portman

Honestly, my biggest education regarding improv comedy actually came on the job working for 'My Boys.'

— Reid Scott

I mean comedy is something that's very personal and people have strong opinions about.

— Matt Lucas

I've requested Anand Raghav to write a full length comedy for me.

— Delhi Ganesh

Comedy is a distortion of what is happening, and there will always be something happening.

— Steve Martin

The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.

— Horace Walpole

There is nothing that I'm more compelled to do than get up in front of a crowd and make people laugh.

— Bert Kreischer

Comedies are something I'd be very interesting in doing.

— David Naughton

Just keep making comedy. Make it all the time whether it's your job or not. Consider it like you are already working…

— Megan Ganz

Stand-up is every man for himself; you learn from hanging out at these clubs and watching other guys, and then trying not…

— Harold Ramis

Let's face it, when is it actually ever funny to joke about hitting someone? Never, right? The threat to give someone a…

— Karren Brady

I've never eaten a Hot Pocket and then afterwards been, I'm glad I ate that. I'm always like, I'm gonna die.

— Jim Gaffigan

It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take…

— Larry the Cable Guy

I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge."

— Brian Regan

I wouldn't call myself successful, just obsessively exhausted. The music makes me smile, the movies make me feel humbled, and the comedy…

— Vir Das

“If someone cracks up, what does that mean? At what point does a person about to fall to pieces say: I'm cracking…

— Doris Lessing

Comedy is really my passion. I started out way before television doing sketch comedy with other women. Very much along the lines…

— Amanda Tapping

The image people have of comedians staring defiantly over a stationary line of good taste is simply inaccurate. We don't approach this…

— Jim Norton

“The Brit's face shares a heritage with a junkyard butt-sniffing mutt. It's a hard-earned moonshine mug, dotted with a hairy mole that…

— Brett Tate

When you go and meet people in far-flung parts of the world who need help, they're not earnest; they're having a laugh…

— Hugh Dennis

For the first actual comedy-comedy I did, I took a comedy class in New York, which was full of slightly unhinged people.…

— Zach Woods

There's a hardening of the culture. Reality TV has lowered the standards of entertainment. You're left wondering about the legitimacy of relationships.…

— Nancy Meyers

I remember watching an episode of 'Seinfeld' in which George can't understand why security guards can't sit down. He gets obsessed with…

— David Baddiel

One night I went to this comedy club and paid a hard-earned $5 to get in, and every comic that came up…

— Eddie Griffin

I love humour, and I can laugh at myself.

— Sanjay Leela Bhansali

You can laugh your way into hell but not out.

— Adrian Rogers

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow.

— Mark Twain

Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.

— Anonymous

The house of laughter makes a house of woe.

— Edward Young

I'm not, like, 'comedy rapping.'

— Riff Raff

“All men are comedians, except maybe some actors.”

— Sacha Guitry

Tragedy is a close-up; comedy, a long shot.

— Buster Keaton