Every time I get poked, I laugh...((Feeling like the Pillsbury Dough Boy!)) :) — Shirley Ramos Copy Share Image
Doing stand-up comedy is in the middle of a traffic jam getting everybody moving again. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Anyone who can't tell the difference between a joke and hate speech is just stupid. — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
It's fun because I really do love meeting new people. Comedy can be so different from show to show and from writer… — Fiona Gubelmann Copy Share Image
“Men can laugh God out of schools, out of books, and even out of their lives, but man cannot laugh Him out… — Dan DeHaan Copy Share Image
I don't want to make compromises. I want my little silly jokes to be told with the correct punch line, and I'm… — Grant Hart Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Don't take yourself too seriously. Know when to laugh at yourself, and find a way to laugh at obstacles that inevitably present… — Halle Berry Copy Share Image
I've always said that I myself am not the best audience for my own work, because I'm just not that receptive to… — Todd Solondz Copy Share Image
When the whole world turns clown, and paints itself red with its own hearts blood instead of vermilion, it is something else… — John Ruskin Copy Share Image
Big comedy is good, I like things that are big, but good comedy has to be truthful I think and has to… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
When people started reading me and talking to me about the work, they didn't say how funny, or how satiric, or how… — Jules Feiffer Copy Share Image
January 14, 2000, was my first time on stage, and I've been hooked ever since. I got discovered nationally in Seattle by… — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I was the female lead in a romantic comedy. It's a little indie film that we shot in China called 'America Town,'… — Eliza Coupe Copy Share Image
It's very interesting being an artist and a comedian, (because) you aim for jobs that will feed your ego, but when you… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
'S.N.L.' is the comedy establishment. Of course you want to go through that, because you want that stamp of approval. But it… — Noel Wells Copy Share Image
When people laugh at me, they are not laughing in the way that they normally would at a comedian. They are laughing… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
“I live in a constant endeavour to fence against the infirmities of ill health, and other evils of life, by mirth; being… — Laurence Sterne Copy Share Image
I did a lot of theatre when I started out. It was the Lyceum, the Citz, the Tron and the Traverse. I… — Ashley Jensen Copy Share Image