Comedy Quotes · Page 325

“Actions may save your life, but laughter will make life worth saving”

— Cheryl Cowtan

“Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.”

— Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I'm afraid to laugh out loud, because there's so much information.

— Catherine O'Hara

I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I'm not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.

— Demetri Martin

A person who laugh so loud is the one who's heart in pain

— Anonymous

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.

— Taylor Hawkins

My comedy is different every time I do it. I don't know what the hell I'm doing.

— Adam Sandler

If you don't learn to laugh at life it'll surely kill you, that I know.

— Brom

Funny moments of d students… . . During xamz...: . . yeh b ho gya . . yeh b ho gya .…

— Julie Prince

If you don't like the people, you're just doing a sketch. Which, in most cases, is comedy minus some emotional backbone.

— Christopher Guest

Comedians are great at laughing at themselves, we really are. We mock everyone else and we can take it as well.

— Paul Whitehouse

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good

— Marilyn Vos Savant

Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're…

— Roger Von Oech

I think people are purists about what sketch comedy should be, and I think sometimes having too much fun can be a…

— Horatio Sanz

Honestly, one-hour drama is the hardest format there is. I think it's harder than movies, and it's harder than half-hour comedy.

— Alexis Denisof

Obviously [my daughters] - and Michelle - have made a lot of sacrifices on behalf of my cockamamie ideas, the running for…

— Barack Obama

Improv is a fun thing to do on stage with others, sketch comedy is a great way to showcase your writing and…

— Quinta Brunson

When you see a culture where the intellectual architects of the invasion are not shamed for their behavior but rewarded within the…

— John Cusack

If a story is funny, and I made it up, then the big message is, 'Aren't I clever?' .. If a story…

— Dave Gorman

My personal opinion is that I don't ever do jokes that are about disability or cancer or what are seen as 'edgier'…

— Jon Richardson

Real laughter is spontaneous. Like water from the spring it bubbles forth a creation of mingled action and spontaneity - two magic…

— Douglas Fairbanks

I actually prefer to work in as many different genres as possible as often as possible because I actually think the best…

— Christopher Lennertz

Painting, by its nature, cannot provide an object of simultaneous collective reception... as film is able to do today... And while efforts…

— Walter Benjamin

While the laughter of joy is in full harmony with our deeper life, the laughter of amusement should be kept apart from…

— Lewis Carroll

I certainly love doing comedy and feel most comfortable near it.

— Candice Bergen

“You are a more powerful person than you might have ever imagined.” Maxwell D. Kalist.”

— Carla H Krueger

Tell meh this isn't funny! I mean its mean but funny

— Anonymous

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.

— Bob Newhart

Men have been wise in many different modes; but they have always laughed the same way.

— Samuel Johnson

I never want to give up stand-up. Because I still get a thrill out of it.

— Ray Romano

Hollywood comedy has gotten really silly and absurd, and I like that.

— Alan Tudyk

Im the kind of girl who will burst out laughing because of something that happened the day before.

— Babloo

This game just lures you in... like a big floppy vagina

— PewDiePie

Cynical is the name we give those we fear may be laughing at us.

— Stephen Fry

Style, is like a frog: you can dissect the thing, but it somehow dies in the process.

— Arthur Quinn

Redd is a comedian and one of the greatest in the business.

— Demond Wilson

I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.

— Anonymous

Comedy is so subjective, you know what I mean? To sit there and technically pick it apart is so stupid.

— Nick Swardson

You do some things and you just hope people will laugh.

— Wilmer Valderrama

I'll do a joke on purpose that really doesn't work just to show that that's funny.

— Deon Cole