People who make me laugh until I'm physically in pain are my favorite kind of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part. — Christopher Gorham Copy Share Image
I have been accused of making people laugh, maybe when it's not appropriate, during scenes. — Jeremy Sumpter Copy Share Image
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted. — Fred Allen Copy Share Image
I feel like I came in comedy's side door, and still feel very fraudulent in many ways. — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
I start laughing every time because the media talks to me like I'm finishing my career and I only have one year… — Caroline Wozniacki Copy Share Image
A stand-up comic is judged by every line. Singers get applause at the end of their song no matter how bad they… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I did stand-up my whole career, and Vince didn't, and it's a little frustrating when he's funnier than me, and that bothers… — Kevin James Copy Share Image
“A herd of laughing kids zipped by the passenger-side window on Roller-blades. I hoped they never went from laughter to heartache as… — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
You can't know because everybody's got a different opinion and you might think 'Oh my God, this is amazing,' and people don't… — Mena Suvari Copy Share Image
I had fun doing a lot of low-budget movies and web series. And I got back into stand-up where I started. — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image
Since I was younger, I was the first person to laugh at myself before other people would laugh at me, so we… — Adore Delano Copy Share Image
I've turned arrogance into an artform, where it's so absurd that it becomes comedy. But I've never done anything to hurt anybody… — John Lydon Copy Share Image
I have no sense of direction; I never know where I am. When I back up a car, I'm more likely to… — Jules Feiffer Copy Share Image
In the movies I've done for Sony, they've never given me quadrant specific notes ever. They say "Keep making it. Just make… — Will Gluck Copy Share Image
Growing up, I was the weird, theatrical kid who always tried to make people be in my plays. I've always loved comedy,… — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
“For GQ’s Andrew Corsello, Louis C.K.’s qualification to be considered El Supremo is that he is more than a comedian—he is a… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image
Someone once said that to make a regular person laugh, you need to dress a guy up like an old lady and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“I was on the point of explaining to Gerald that the world has always laughed at its own tragedies, that being the… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
We're not trying to make a reality show at all. The show gets described sometimes as a reality show, sometimes as a… — Sal Vulcano Copy Share Image
Just because I laugh alot, doesnt mean my life is easy. just because I have a smile on my face everyday, doesnt… — Stay Strong Copy Share Image
On respect for the Queen: When I lick a stamp I always do it with my eyes closed. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
My paintings and comedy have a lot in common. They are both improvisations based on observation. — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
I enjoy doing everything, comedy and drama. I just look for the characters really and what they offer. — Chiwetel Ejiofor Copy Share Image
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical. — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
All the energy of their frustration and fear going into their laughter. — Hubert Selby, Jr Copy Share Image
What if, when laughing so that you do not cry, you laugh so hard you cry? — John Alejandro King Copy Share Image
No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad. — Thomas Carlyle Copy Share Image
“That's how come I learned to be funny, so that I'd have something to offer.” — From the film Copy Share Image
“As soon as you say it about a record, you're like some little zombie in a funny dungeon.” — Lorde Copy Share Image
If work isn't rooted in comedy, people will turn from it, or they'll use it like soap opera. — Israel Horovitz Copy Share Image
Every joke can't be dazzling. And if you think you spotted an inconsistency, you did! — George Meyer Copy Share Image
