Comedy Quotes · Page 163

A comedian's job itself is tough. But I have been lucky to have made people laugh.

— Johnny Lever

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh.

— Carl Reiner

The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.

— Amy Schumer

Whenever faced with a difficult situation,try and find some humor in it.

— Anonymous

What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!

— Calvin Klein

I'm amused by a lot of things. I love humor. I'm constantly joking around.

— Ray Liotta

“That voice that cries out doesn't have to be a weakling's does it?”

— John Osborne

If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, Im the healthiest person on the planet.

— Anonymous

There's a lot of comedy in Intermission but it's got this depth. It's not comedy for comedy's sake - it's informed by…

— Cillian Murphy

The type of thing that one person would get mad at, another person would laugh at, is a good kind of zone…

— Nathan Fielder

Some people do specials, like, when they've only been doing comedy for three years or something. Which is fine! But I'm kind…

— Ali Wong

I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.

— Demetri Martin

When somebody says something stupid to me, I usually alleviate it with laughter and humour. I make light of it to educate…

— Tan France

I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!?…

— Denis Leary

When you're in comedy, people always come up and say, 'Oh, it must be so hard.' It really isn't hard unless you're…

— Jerry Seinfeld

It is rare for a joke to emerge fully formed and it is worth grafting away until it is absolutely right. Though…

— Richard Herring

I'm perfectly happy to have the reputation as a comedian. I love comedies, I would love to be doing more comedies. But…

— Elizabeth Banks

I don't know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards…

— Aisha Tyler

The fact is that really no comedian sets out to offend you. Some comics enjoy the challenge of taking a subject that…

— Doug Stanhope

It's just if one person says anything it becomes click bait and then they start talking about the comedy climate which is…

— Bill Burr

I really love 'Real Housewives.' It's like the, you know, comedy stuff that's, like, intentionally funny. Like, I love 'Nathan for You,'…

— Julie Klausner

When I first started doing comedy years ago, I used to be the biggest Michael Richards fan. I used to love this…

— J. B. Smoove

When a radio comedian's program is finally finished it slinks down Memory Lane into the limbo of yesteryear's happy hours. All that…

— Fred Allen

People are funny in like young adulthood, just like how people's musical tastes are cool, but it changes very rapidly. In five…

— Simon Rich

Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian.

— George Carlin

It's important to learn to laugh at ourselves. Don't take life too seriously.

— Geri Halliwell

Learn to laugh in the face of heartbreak , turn awkward to awesome !!!

— Anonymous

The thing about stand-up is that you end up meeting your idols.

— Josh Widdicombe

I laugh because I must not cry, that is all, that is all.

— Abraham Lincoln

When I started, there was no comedy community, no comedy industry; there were comedians.

— Robert Klein

It's annoying when people do that so-called comedians impression of me when it's stupid nonsense.

— Craig David

“You need not hate them, for that hurts you too,' she explained. 'It is sufficient to laugh at them.”

— Michelle Lovric

Comedy clubs are arguably one of the last bastions of uncensored, public free speech.

— Ted Alexandro

Not all cartoon humor is just about having bugged-out eyes and tongues flying out of people's heads.

— John Kricfalusi

If the cartoon were completely accurate, though, life would be a cacophany of spoinks.

— Steven Pinker

Laugh until ur belly hurts & then just a little more

— Hemant Smarty

When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing.

— Sherman Alexie

They [ The Simpsons] are just like the Bible to me as far as what the high-water mark of comedy.

— Eric Andre

The darker the film, the more vital everyone's sense of humor is on set.

— Eric Bana

I think comedy is the most difficult thing in the world, I really do.

— Martha Graham