Comedy Quotes · Page 108

I can't imagine a time I don't want to do standup.

— Rob Beckett

I have to laugh at myself.

— Anthony Kiedis

Your laughter taste so sweet like an apple

— Uknown

I just want to be known as funny.

— Jim Gaffigan

I have an incredibly dry sense of humor.

— Rob Van Dam

That fake laugh you do to piss someone off.

— Anonymous

“What have you got in there you little bastard?”

— St. John Morris

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

— Rita Rudner

“‎Just because you're funny doesn't mean you get to be cruel.”

— Libba Bray

I think people are surprised to learn that Im pretty goofy and pretty funny.

— Susan Egan

I'm always blown away by stand-ups. I'm blown away by people like that who are craftspeople at comedy.

— Kathryn Hahn

The Wombat is a Joy, a Triumph, a Delight, a Madness!

— Dante Gabriel Rossetti

I'm not really very funny, I just keep recycling jokes.

— Reese Roper

“A comedy about killing people? Like, that is just so awful.”

— Hamish De'Lamet

You basically can say anything to someone on an email or text as long as you put LOL at the end.

— Kanye West

I had to learn a skill set. I think I had the materials to be a good comedy writer.

— Mindy Kaling

Every time you come in from cheating on someone, they'll just whip out the most adorable term of endearment. Like, they'll wake…

— Dane Cook

I did whatever it takes to do stand-up. There is an abundance of material in struggling and poverty and trying to make…

— Dat Phan

“I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.”

— Elle Lothlorien

You behave as if everything is funny to you, but you never laugh. Sometimes you smile when you think no one is…

— Cassandra Clare

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going…

— Julia Sweeney

For health and the constant enjoyment of life, give me a keen and ever present sense of humor; it is the next…

— George Barrell Cheever

But if you don't watch me, I will try and sneak in some humor. I see humor everywhere in life around me.

— Marion Ross

I'm a big fan of comedians not having to apologize for anything. Nowadays it seems comedians are always apologizing for being funny.

— Kevin Dillon

Having a sense of humour is really key. You have to have a sense of humour with these things and I've just…

— Daniel Craig

“This is some sort of joke, isn't it?" asks Hunt, staring at the flawless blue sky and distant fields. I cough as…

— Dan Simmons

“Humor today goes hand in hand with our rationality, and not just rationality in the sense of cognitive sophistication, but also in…

— John Morreall

Oh Christ, the exhaustion of not knowing anything. It's so tiring and hard on the nerves. It really takes it out of…

— Martin Amis

The nice thing about 'Futurama' for me personally was that it was a way to honor some of the traditional ideas in…

— Matt Groening

I've been to Canada, and they love - oh my God, they love their stand-up comedy in Canada. I've been overseas to…

— Brad Williams

I've been looking at that in myself lately. Often, joking for me is a way of diffusing the awkwardness of a situation,…

— Emma Stone

If I see someone not laughing, the first thing I'm thinking is, "OK, am I cursing too much? Am I doing a…

— Leslie Jones

Obviously comedic styles do change.

— Larry David

“To , nothing is more frightful than laughter.”

— Anonymous

I always wanted to be a comedian.

— Lil Dicky

“Funny + sad is what I'm pitching for, every time.”

— Nick Hornby

Comedy is in my blood. Too bad it's not in my act.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Funny always makes the bad things go away.

— Candace Bushnell

“Son," he said, "you monkeyed up.”

— Jennifer Echols

My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.

— Leslie Jones