Sometimes when I say LOL, I amnot actually laughing out loud. I just have nothing else to sa — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends. - Guy Endore — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Most people are dead. Hitler. Ray Charles. Some other guys. But mostly those two. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Intelligent Pappu . . . . Teacher :Ye batao ki Duniya mei kitne desh hai ??? . . . . . .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you have a couple hundred people in one huge space, that's gonna lead to jokes and it's a breeding ground for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can laugh when you are completely broken up, then there can be nothing that can break you next time.!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like jokes in speeches. I do like wit and humor. A joke is to humor what pornography is to erotic… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You make me laugh at things that aren't funny. You make me smile without actually being here. You make my stomach flip… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I feel like L.A. is more of a showcase, and Chicago is a pure comedy scene where you're doing comedy for comedy.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is well known that humor, more than anything else in the human make-up, can afford an aloofness and an ability to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I have the most fantastic, stupendous, magnificent idea. Why it’s better than television," he said, standing there in red, tartan pyjamas, his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you want to laugh but it's completely inappropriate. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a kind of happiness and wonder that makes you serious. It is too good to waste on jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you, cry with your girlfriends.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Pain May Be The Reason For Somebody's Laug.But My Laugh Must Never Be The Reason For Somebody's Pain — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects,so please take it regularly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing about a joke and you still dont get it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That laughter costs too much which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was never really comfortable doing comedy. Though it was good the first couple of years, there were problems, and it became… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the sadness in legitimate humour consists in the fact that honestly and without deceit it reflects in a purely human way… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The 3 most difficult things to do in life. 1) Count your hair 2) You can't wash your eyes with soap 3)… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Our desire for immortality through our individual & collective creativity despite inevitable death is the only truly funny thing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You laugh at yourself atleast once a day. It builds character. And if you don't, well the my friend you are a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When You Laugh The holl World Will Be Next To You To Laugh With You But When You Cry No One Will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its difficult to cry because of the pain we feel. But laughing just to show that youre not hurt is harder — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Plus, humor was a good way to hide the pain. And if that didn’t work, there was always Plan B. Run away.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You need to laugh at everything. That way, you will keep the distance from events and you will be able to move… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against difficulties, humor… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I laugh at jokes on the internet I don't even laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
