Comedy Just Quotes by Jason Jones

I can only speak for myself, but you never set out to be funny. You just set out to play the scenes real, and…

— Jason Jones

With comedic news, it's about having a point of view. If you don't have that, you don't have a show.

— Jason Jones

I only write about stuff that sort of happens to me, and then I blow it up into a much funnier version.

— Jason Jones

We don't infantilize our kids. If they ask us a question that's tough, we answer it honestly.

— Jason Jones

Justice is blind until she gets the person that blinded her. Then it's payback time.

— Jason Jones

Network was just never the right fit with what I think is funny.

— Jason Jones

I have a very short attention span, so books have never been my thing.

— Jason Jones

People feel really uncomfortable when there's silence.

— Jason Jones

It's one of my favourite types of comedy, just the awkward moments on camera. For many people, it's unbearable to watch, but I love…

— Jason Jones

With as much media as there is out there, there's always something that someone says that's stupid that you can make fun of.

— Jason Jones

For news, I follow 'The New York Times,' 'The New Yorker,' and 'ProPublica.' For entertainment, I like The A.V. Club and The Onion.

— Jason Jones

I'm actually just a terrible husband and a terrific exec producer. We just actually stay together for our careers. We look to the Clintons.

— Jason Jones

Put your idol worship on firemen or a schoolteacher or a rescue worker or a first-aid worker or Doctors Without Borders. I love those…

— Jason Jones

Real life doesn't exist on a network television comedy. They just don't let you travel down any road that is presumably 'dark.'

— Jason Jones

As long as Fox News continues to exist, you've got comedy.

— Jason Jones