Comedy doesn't have to be loud and obnoxious and beat you over the head. It can be this really small detail that, when it computes in your brain, you think, "That's great. That's masterful." — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
It's a Vietnamese soup that answers the question, 'What happens when a former child soldier pours hot rain water over fish nightmares.' It's delicious… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.' — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
In 2007, I had on-paper success. I got to go to that Aspen comedy festival, which was pretty exclusive, I guess. Then I did… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
What a great unifier getting scared is. Not in an actual threatening, real-world way, but getting scared from horror movies or haunted houses or… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I eat the same way Doc Brown fuels the DeLorean at the end of Back to the Future. — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
I think I told my parents I wanted to be a writer, just so they'd kind of think I had some direction in life.… — Kyle Kinane Copy Share Image
