To me, the best comedians are the ones that take everyday, normal, boring stuff that no one thinks is funny, and they… — Blake Griffin Copy Share Image
When I entered the industry in 1984, I was welcomed, no one pushed me away. I want the younger comedians to experience… — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I was always funny, but I wasn't a great musician, and I wanted to be a musician way more than I wanted… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Comedians really are like a species. That's not to be exclusive. Anyone can kind of become one. You have to pay your… — Pete Holmes Copy Share Image
Comedians... they're different from actors. There's more ego there. They create the whole thing, I guess, so they're more precious. — Sharon Horgan Copy Share Image
Some comedians will tour and do these classic bits all the time. But now with YouTube and Comedy Central, people see your… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem. — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
Comedians have to entertain the audience within a stipulated time. It is not possible to explain what we intend to convey in… — Vivek Copy Share Image
Everyone who wants to make it in comedy goes to L.A., so a million comedians fight for time on three stages. If… — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
A lot of the comedians nowadays just do comedy as a stepping stone. Take for example Dane Cook. The guy is huge.… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I think comedians should focus on what makes them happy, what art form fulfills them the most. Don't be calculated about it… — Scott Aukerman Copy Share Image
Jewish comedians do the best Jewish jokes, and anyone else doing that, they don't have a right to, because they're not coming… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I was immediately into all the great movie comedians - Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, Richard Pryor, Gene Wilder. Everything those guys had… — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
Every comedian works differently. Some comedians might do just observational stuff and they don't do anything personal, and other people.. everything they… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee. — Hari Kondabolu Copy Share Image
I used to dread going on 'Politically Incorrect' with 'up and coming' comedians. But at least on 'Politically Incorrect', there would be… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
I think the best comedians have that bravery and courage to say, 'This is what it is. This is unfair; that's not… — Hasan Minhaj Copy Share Image
I definitely relate so much to a lot of women in comedy, but I don't love segregating the genders. I'm just as… — Abbi Jacobson Copy Share Image
I've heard a lot of comedians were young when their parents divorced, or when a parent died or was killed. It forces… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
There are comedians who focus on everything that is external. They focus on politics and the news, what's going on in that… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
The tragedy for comedians is there's nothing more they want than to be liked. We desperately seek approval. It's almost like a… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
People think comedians don't do drama. Comics are drama. And what is drama, as opposed to comedy? It's all the same to… — Sinbad Copy Share Image
Comedians by and large are some of the most sensitive people on earth. Even if they're socially callous. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I don't want to follow comedians because I don't want to see what they're thinking about, 'cause then maybe I won't stumble… — Nick Thune Copy Share Image
A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
It's quite telling that the really big comedians - like John Bishop from Liverpool, Kevin Bridges from Glasgow, Peter Kay from Bolton… — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
There's a fallacy with stand up comedy, which is, people come up to comedians, and they go, 'You say what I think… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as… — Mike Judge Copy Share Image
For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
Some performers are brilliant comedians, some are genius musicians, and some just make you happy to be alive. THE BOBS are all… — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the 'Doesn't matter what… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I used to like writing for comedians - I enjoyed the challenge of making other people funny. — Denis Norden Copy Share Image
There should be comedians who perform only for robots - I'm saying human comedians that only perform for robots. — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I've always said that musicians are the comics of my generations and comedians are the politicians of my generation. — Devendra Banhart Copy Share Image
Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers. — Jack Black Copy Share Image
I would say most comedians have a very cynical worldview of the way the world can work. It's almost like if you… — Colin Quinn Copy Share Image
