I do love standup. I love comedians. They're my community. Also, because I know so many of them, I know the value… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
If writers, like comedians or singers, could only hear themselves bombing as they worked, it's likely that certain books would be cut… — Walter Kirn Copy Share Image
Comedy is in your pocket. Pull out your phone and you have access to some amazing comedians. — Nate Bargatze Copy Share Image
It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
As far as stand-ups go, I always loved Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, and Sinbad. Basically, I love black comedians because they're the… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things. — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
50 Cent should stick to what he does best, rapping, and leave the funny business to comedians. — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke… — Jasper Carrott Copy Share Image
If you look at the exports, Sasha Baron Cohen, Simon Pegg, Ricky Gervais, all these actors are comedians arent they? But they… — Danny John-Jules Copy Share Image
When something really affects you, it's hard to find the humor in it sometimes. There's are a lot of reasons why there… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
Comedians are - at the end of the day, we're just a bunch of people that lack a little bit of -… — Russell Peters Copy Share Image
I think, first of all, I don't think people understand Ice Cube's body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
I think when I was young, let's call it high school, and even before that, I just loved comedy, and I loved… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
You can see that the successful comedians who have come from New Zealand, like Flight of the Conchords, they had the time… — Rose Matafeo Copy Share Image
I've seen comedians make people laugh by being either really dark and sad and touching, or really strange and bizarre and creepy.… — Amy Seimetz Copy Share Image
I think some female comedians are some of the strongest comedians going because they've had to work harder. — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image
No, I had not read any other comedian's book. Not that I don't enjoy other comedians; I'm just not a reader. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
It's weird because standup can be like therapy. Comedians can't be satisfied with just having fun with our friends. We've got to… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Ironically, heavier comedians, actors, and the characters they play are actually more sympathetic, and easier for audiences to identify with, than the… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
Other comedians have more flexibility and more mental freedom. They can be loose with what they have written. — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
Performers often can be quite socially inept, you know? And even great comedians are like that. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
Blacks on prime-time TV are only portrayed as comedians - and often in no better a light than 'Amos & Andy.' — Don Cornelius Copy Share Image
There are a lot of comedians that were bullied and picked on, and that's why they became comedians. Survival of the fittest. — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
The default position now is that comedians do Twitter but I don't know why. Every bad story you see about a comedian… — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
The secret of comedy is don't grow up. That's why some comedians are a nightmare, because they never grow up. — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
I have worked with a great many comedians as opposed to comics, although I have worked with comics as well, I make… — Bobby Darin Copy Share Image
Comedians are innately programmed to pick up oddities like mispronounced words, upside-down books on a shelf, and generally undetectable mistakes in everyday… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I'd met enough comics to know that few of them are happy. In fact, now that I think about it, I can't… — Demond Wilson Copy Share Image
As comedians, we are all laughing because life is so horrible. Life is so difficult, and I cope with it by making… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some comedians love their characters. I don't fall in love with mine. In fact, I get tired of them very fast. You… — John Belushi Copy Share Image
I will die defending Twitter and what it can do for comedians. Twitter has gotten my friends jobs. — Megan Stalter Copy Share Image
Comics and actors come from such a wide variety of backgrounds and there's a theory that all comedians had tortured youths. — Brad Hall Copy Share Image
It's like cooks don't watch cooking programmes - I suppose maybe comedians don't watch comedy shows. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
All comedians are a bit attention-seeking and I'm no different. Anyone with the audacity to want to be listened to for an… — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
If you make a bad movie about stand-up, then comedians will mock you for the rest of your life. — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
There's a fallacy with stand up comedy, which is, people come up to comedians, and they go, 'You say what I think… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
A lot of people who claim they're political comedians are just comedians who have opinions. But they stop being funny the minute… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
