The comic I can now never enjoy again is Bill Cosby. He was truly one of the first comedians I got into. — James Acaster Copy Share Image
I'm probably not very good at rom-com, being funny on demand; I'll leave that to the comedians. — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
I do make a concscious effort to be genuine among other comedians. If I write something or try something that doesn't feel… — Brent Weinbach Copy Share Image
Even when you hear about a comedian getting married, among comedians, we're always kind of like, what are they doing? — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I spend much of my free time listening to podcasts of American comedians talking to each other. — Pamela Druckerman Copy Share Image
The young comedians always ask me, 'What's the secret for staying around?' I tell them, 'There is no secret - just stay… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Awards mean nothing to comedians. What matters is the audience, how you're doing - artistically, for the most part - at that… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
There are so few jobs for comedians on networks, that taxi TV and elevator TV and all this stuff are what I… — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
When I used to watch comedians with my dad, he laid it all out for me. He wanted to be a comedian… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I did six Broadway shows, and I noticed there weren't many female comedians. When I went to a dancing audition, there were… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When they meet a stand-up comic, people sometimes remark: 'That must be the hardest job in the world.' Among comedians, only Freddie… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
Comedians have varying levels of training. It can range from classically trained actors (like Robin Williams) to people who took comedy classes… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
The key is that I'm always relevant. Some of these comedians have nothing to say. They don't have any ideas so it's… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being… — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
You have comedians who just do jokes, and they're called comics, not comedians. You have comedians that do bits - a person… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
Comedians act every night on stage, so they have great performing chops. They especially know how to play themselves, which is how… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
I don’t like writing for comedians. I like writing for actors. The best comedians are the best actors. — Neil Simon Copy Share Image
I thought comedians were the funny guy in the common room, not understanding that the flaws in my personality were actually the… — James Acaster Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedians have a very important relationship to Twitter. For them, it's a place to try out material. — Sheila Heti Copy Share Image
Comedians are always going to be in the showbiz middle class, you're not Brad Pitt; you're never going to be Sam Rockwell… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
Tons of comedians have said, 'I grew up learning from Bill Cosby. He's great.' But that respect doesn't mean much to the… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Even the best comedians aren't always sure what is going to be funny, what is going to work. So that means they're… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
I believe that comedians do what they do, and then they get credit or criticism for doing it. There's nothing planned about… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is. — Gavin McInnes Copy Share Image
I love radio and have done a little bit for years - since 'Workers' Playtime' in the 1950s. It's also a good… — Ronnie Corbett Copy Share Image
I like the tradition of the Oscars. I like that some of the greatest comedians ever have hosted the show. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The thing about comedians is, we're generally pretty smart. So, if we can be smart and funny, that is the victory. — Neal Brennan Copy Share Image
When I did 'Bremner, Bird and Fortune' I think it was accepted that comedians can contest the arguments just as well as… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
Comedians and impressionists used to be two different showbiz animals entirely, but now there's no such thing as a comedian who doesn't… — John Podhoretz Copy Share Image
I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't… — Chris Lilley Copy Share Image
Ever since I was a kid, I just loved those comedians on TV who would just have fun with the language. — Alan Rudolph Copy Share Image
Canada has been a breeding ground for great comedic actors, sketch artists and stand-up comedians. We grew up with a different perspective… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
If you want to see what stage comedians did to get laffs a century ago, watch the 1910 'Wizard of Oz.' I… — Kage Baker Copy Share Image
The comedians who I admire that are really good, they always take it to a deep psychological place. — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
Comedians kind of write what comes to them. You can give yourself little assignments, but it's what inspires you. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Comedians have to challenge the power. Comedians should be dangerous and devastating - and funny. That's the hardest part. — Mort Sahl Copy Share Image
The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson,… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians want people to listen to them. I don't think we've ever been that bothered about whether people would… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
