I've always wanted to make people laugh. It's been my only ambition, ever since my dad introduced me to the genius of… — Diane Morgan Copy Share Image
I'm friends with a lot of comedians, but we don't talk about material. Most comedians I know don't watch a lot of… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
There's a lot of theaters in New York. You can always go out and be around a lot of like-minded comedians. — Kenan Thompson Copy Share Image
All of my life doing interviews, comedy has been my favorite thing, comedians are my favorite people. — Larry King Copy Share Image
I have always had huge respect for comedians/comediennes. It's because comedy is very hard to portray. — Samantha Akkineni Copy Share Image
Comedians are sometimes resentful of their writers. Probably because it's hard for giant egos to admit you need anyone but yourself to… — Dick Cavett Copy Share Image
There are a lot of famous comedians from Liverpool, then obviously the Beatles, and the football club. That's what people in Liverpool… — Ian Rush Copy Share Image
There are many comedians who are afraid to work outside the coasts and the casinos because they're afraid they'll bomb. — Elayne Boosler Copy Share Image
When I became a standup comic, my hero, one of them, was Richard Pryor, and you know, I think that comedians, like,… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
You learn to laugh at yourself, and you also lean on comedy as a crutch to kind of take the edge off… — John Cena Copy Share Image
There's a big thing right now with people using stand-up as a scapegoat. People think comedians have the power to change someone… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
When people see my show, they may not laugh out loud as they do with some of the classic comedians, but they… — Mick Foley Copy Share Image
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
It was a decision to work clean. I just prefer to work that way. I have no problem with comedians who don't… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I think politicians and comedians have a lot in common. One is a group of approval-seeking narcissists who will say and do… — Aasif Mandvi Copy Share Image
“Visit any comedy club, or watch Bridesmaids, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy or Louis CK’s routines on YouTube,… — Martin Lindstrom Copy Share Image
There is so much cross-pollination between the U.S. and Britain in terms of comedians. British TV comedies work well in the U.S.… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Something I always admire, especially in female comedians, is that they're willing to make themselves look terrible. — Jorma Taccone Copy Share Image
I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five… — Adam Sandler Copy Share Image
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
You have to go away to come back. That's just normal. That's with bands, actors, comedians, everything. — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
I'm very adamant on social media about recommending comedians to people if they don't know them. I think it's so important to… — Dolph Ziggler Copy Share Image
If you like standup and decide that it's overtaking your life and want to hate it, watch 1,000 standup comedians who are… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
It's still amazing to me to walk down the halls of 'SNL.' You see pictures of the greatest comedians we grew up… — Jorma Taccone Copy Share Image
Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are… — Yakov Smirnoff Copy Share Image
I try and avoid the big comics in Edinburgh. You can see them on tour. Edinburgh is all about seeing the smaller… — Joe Lycett Copy Share Image
I was a big fan of Rodney Dangerfield. He had this HBO Young Comedians Special and he'd always bring up new talent,… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
I think a lot of comedians are desperate to show their serious side, but I got that off my chest early on… — Kayvan Novak Copy Share Image
I suppose I'll do my dramatic turn that comedians do at some point, I'll do my 'Patch Adams' or what not. — Janelle James Copy Share Image
I knew nothing about professional comedians when I became a comedian. I was a rabbi. So I had no professional comedians to… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
There is this false perception that comedians can never be serious. It's like from like the era of court jesters. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
You could have a room full of the best comedians in the world and, for some reason, Chris Farley would take the… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
“Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, even if they are not funny, naturists don't, no matter how funny they… — Roy Station Copy Share Image
As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
It's famous that comedians have a very dark personal state of mind. I think, in my case, it's the same. The only… — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
If you know me, I don't live in this dismal world. I mean, I like to have fun. My friends are comedians. — Linda Blair Copy Share Image
I'm labeled a comedic actor, which is awesome. But I love getting the occasional dramatic role, too. Some of your best dramatic… — Jim O'Heir Copy Share Image
You go to any Jay-Z concert, and he plays his hits. Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
You shouldn't listen to us at all if you're looking for information. We don't take ourselves seriously on any level; we're just… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
