Comedians Quotes by Keith Allen

I don't want to be loved. No interest in being loved whatsoever. Actually, I don't mind being misunderstood either.

— Keith Allen

We make our own pesto. Our own chutney and jams.

— Keith Allen

I hate technically constructed actors. In fact, I hate anything technically constructed, unless it's a bridge.

— Keith Allen

All actors will tell you that baddies are where the money is because they stick in people's minds.

— Keith Allen

Vanity takes a lot of work. I'm too lazy to be vain.

— Keith Allen

I knew Joe Strummer back in the days before he formed the Clash.

— Keith Allen

I only did the comedy thing because I just thought I could do it better than anyone else at the time. And I was…

— Keith Allen

I've been on the edge of everything, like one of those characters at the side of a Brueghel painting with a warty nose. I've…

— Keith Allen

If the press can take the easy option, they will. To them, I'm always 'the wild man.'

— Keith Allen

I'm delighted that the BBC has given me the chance to delve into the murky world of 'The Body Farm.'

— Keith Allen

The Internet is a global lavatory wall, a Rabelaisian mixture of truth, lies, insanity and humour.

— Keith Allen

I love reading when I'm on holiday.

— Keith Allen