It's much easier being a father to girls. Boys are just horrible. Then girls come into their own around 12 when they're… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
My mother was Welsh and I loved going to Wales every summer, where Uncle Les had a farm. My mother had seven… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
My father was the biggest influence on my own parenting because I became the complete opposite to him. He found it very… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
My father was in the navy. I always found it a bit strange that he would choose to spend an extraordinary amount… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
It must have been horrible for my parents to see me go from public school to comprehensive to detention centre to borstal.… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I don't want to be loved. No interest in being loved whatsoever. Actually, I don't mind being misunderstood either. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I hate technically constructed actors. In fact, I hate anything technically constructed, unless it's a bridge. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
All actors will tell you that baddies are where the money is because they stick in people's minds. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I only did the comedy thing because I just thought I could do it better than anyone else at the time. And I was… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I've been on the edge of everything, like one of those characters at the side of a Brueghel painting with a warty nose. I've… — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
If the press can take the easy option, they will. To them, I'm always 'the wild man.' — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
I'm delighted that the BBC has given me the chance to delve into the murky world of 'The Body Farm.' — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
The Internet is a global lavatory wall, a Rabelaisian mixture of truth, lies, insanity and humour. — Keith Allen Copy Share Image
