I love comedy, but I did always consider myself a dramatic comedian. — Molly Shannon Copy Share Image
When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me. — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
What made me a comedian was staying on the stage and starting to talk. — John Bishop Copy Share Image
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
He was so good at everything he did. You can't call Ronnie Barker a comedian. He was an actor, and a great… — Bruce Forsyth Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, and the other comedians are played by comedians, the same way that in 'Once' there are the musicians that… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
Certain comedians work with certain actors; like Adam Sandler worked with Jack Nicholson. — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is a science. Every comedian is a psychology major, naturally. — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
Twitter makes you a comedian in the same way that digital cameras make you a photographer — Ken Jennings Copy Share Image
Alan Moore's first choice to be the Comedian... was Burt Reynolds. But I never saw myself as Burt Reynolds; I saw myself… — Jeffrey Dean Morgan Copy Share Image
I grew up listening to Steve Martin and Robin Williams, so I didn't ever intend to be a musical comedian. I sort… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
When I was seven, I said, "I want to act." When I was 10, I realized that films exist, and I wanted… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
The tragedian will always be a limited tragedian if he has not learned how to laugh. The comedian who cannot weep will… — Ellen Terry Copy Share Image
When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you're rich. If your name is on your desk, you're… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
Because I'm around comedians all the time, in my downtime I tend not to watch comedy. Something the whole family enjoys is… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
To have a comedian stand up and use the shield of irony and the sword of truth, you're there to point out… — Omid Djalili Copy Share Image
I spent more time in America, but I developed a very English sense of humour. I clicked into it deeply with Peter… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
My mother was the one who totally got behind me as far as, do things and ask questions later. My father would… — Andrew Dice Clay Copy Share Image
I like big escapist films. It's odd because the type of comedian I am and the things I do when I'm writing… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
When I began doing theatre in high school I saw that I could get laughs from people but I didn't really connect… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I was writing this really long joke about the smell of poop, and I was like, 'What am I doing with my… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
I've been fortunate to work with good directors who understand improvisation and understand the way comedians work. Luke Basan let me do… — Chris Tucker Copy Share Image
“Comedians in their infancy are generally selfish, irresponsible, emotionally retarded, morally dubious, substance-addicted animals who live out of boxes and milk crates.… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
I was bad at sports and picked last every day. I couldn't quite figure out what my role was in the social… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
Talking about the fact that I get depressed or that I've had some suicidal issues in my life is not easy. I… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
The glass is always half empty. All good comedians are manic-depressive. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
I consider it, the life of being a comedian - they have a right to boo me. — Nish Kumar Copy Share Image
The idea of a Japanese comedian was not only a rarity, it was non-existent. — Pat Morita Copy Share Image
