Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have been called a PollyAnna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you've recently followed me under the impression that I might tweet something funny, I've got some bad news for you... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive learned I dont know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Refreshingly common sensical with an inerudite swagger. What you got? I am here to learn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thumb wrestling champ in 52 states. Banana split stealer. I also help entrepreneurs grow their businesses while working less. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wear sunglasses because I have no eyeballs. I also have no hair but I forgot my hat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone is Twittering alone in the forest, and nobody else is there to receive the tweet, is it just a 140… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I really supposed to describe myself? How shallow, decide for yourself who I am — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To steal ideas from one person, would be plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is called research. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The gossip mags are reporting Rihanna has broken up with Chris Brown after she caught him cheating with a waitress. A source… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Working hard to maintain the illusion Im Boss of the Boy & Girl. Witty people, retro style, TV, animals, trees & chocolate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like pre mixed coke and sushi. Im obsessed with op shopping. I take a lot of photos. Im short. Very short.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
