If a cricketer suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat,… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
It's difficult to see how it's possible to become immensely valuable by singing what are the most hideous songs. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
What about Tom Jones? He's made a million and he's a bloody awful singer. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats? — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
It's not a very big one, but at least it's dead and it took an awful lot of killing! — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
There's a cord sticking out of the back. Might you tell me where it goes? — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Were you here in the bad old days? ... That's why you can't read and write then! — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort -… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I… — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
All money nowadays seems to be produced with a natural homing instinct for the Treasury. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
In the end we must, I think, somehow conclude that they have as much right to this planet as we have. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed. — Prince Philip Copy Share Image
