Happy Cinco de Mayo! It’s a holiday that’s as respectful of Mexican traditions as Epcot Center’s Mexican food pavilion. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
May your Cinco de Mayo be free of any unfortunate Pinata related incidents. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton made a campaign stop in Las Vegas yesterday. She said she wants citizenship for undocumented immigrants. But after seeing Americans… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
I had to learn quick, because I was performing in Cinco de Mayo festivals with babies crying and people lifting their beers,… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I was fortunately able to avoid getting into any trouble with police. There was - I remember I was 12, and I… — Mahershala Ali Copy Share Image
A New York businessman is launching a new kosher tequila in time for Cinco de Mayo. 'Finally,' said Pablo Goldberg. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
Cinco de Mayo makes me long for a world in which all holidays are conveniently named after the dates on which they… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's interrupt a week of unbridled American patriotism for a half-assed celebration of Mexico. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm celebrating Cinco de Mayo by puking tequila and gorditas on the side of a Taco Bell. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll hook up with you this Cinco de Mayo if you can refrain from calling me a hot tamale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Cinco de Mayo, let's teach Mexicans in Arizona how to look as white as possible while partying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
