Cigar Quotes · Page 5

Life's too short to drink bad wine or smoke poor cigars.

— Don Johnson

The Catholic Church is like a thick steak, a glass of red wine, and a good cigar.

— Anonymous

After a truly good meal, an outstanding cigar is still the most satisfying after-dinner activity that doesn't involve two human beings.

— Brad Shaw

When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking!

— Mark Grace

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.

— George Burns

“A cigar is a sort of thing, not exactly a pleasure, but the crown and outward sign of pleasure.”

— Leo Tolstoy

I smoke a pipe abroad, because To all cigars I much prefer it, And as I scorn you social laws, My choice…

— Robert Louis Stevenson

“Don’t try blowing smoke up my ass, because you’ll find my anus blocked—by a cigar.”

— Jarod Kintz

Cigars must be smoked one at a time, peaceably, with all the leisure in the world. Cigarettes are of the instant, Cigars…

— Guillermo Cabrera Infante

I loved sitting on my veranda sipping quality scotch, puffing a Cuban cigar and watching Cuba on the horizon, or the oceanic…

— Dirk Benedict

You’re just the romantic age,” she continued- “fifty. Twenty-five is too worldly wise; thirty is apt to be pale from overwork; forty…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I think there's a possibility that comic book movies are getting a tiny bit better on the one hand because they're no…

— Joss Whedon

I never wanna have a time where I'm on the big lawn just sitting back smoking cigars and drinking lemonade. I wanna…

— Schoolboy Q

Of course, I started as a collector. A true collector. I can remember as if it were only yesterday the heart-pounding excitement…

— Edward G. Robinson

Any man who doesn't partake in cigar smoking is nothing more than a weak-willed, meandering oaf, and I would never put my…

— Catherine the Great

One should be an enigma not just to others but to oneself too. I study myself. When I'm tired of that I…

— Soren Kierkegaard

Bouillabaisse is only good because cooked by the French, who, if they cared to try, could produce an excellent and nutritious substitute…

— Norman Douglas

So I went ahead and made me a guitar. Igot me a cigar box, I cut me a round hole in the…

— Lightnin' Hopkins

Of course, Sam [Fuller] was like, "No problem," because he treated it like a newspaper deadline. We worked long hours, often very…

— Curtis Hanson

But he [Depression] just gives me that dark smile, settles into my favorite chair, puts his feet on my table and lights…

— Elizabeth Gilbert

There are some circles in America where it seems to be more socially acceptable to carry a hand-gun than a packet of…

— Katharine Whitehorn

I wrinkled my nose, trying to figure out what he smelled like. Not cigarettes. Something richer, fouler. Cigars.

— Becca Fitzpatrick

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can't think of what they might…

— Richard Carleton

A pipe for the hour of work; a cigarette for the hour of conception; a cigar for the hour of vacuity.

— George Gissing

Every day my mother had tea. My dad has his ritual cigar. They had their evening cocktail. Those rituals were done nicely,…

— John Travolta

We all like people who do things, even if we only see their faces on cigar-box lids.

— Willa Cather

I'm a cigar person, I don't smoke one every day, but I used to smoke them, and I had my own cigar…

— Frank Vincent

The light ones may be killers, the dark ones mild; not the wrappers but the fillers, make cigars or women wild.

— Keith Preston

“Every cigar rolled by hand carries the pressure of labor, the signature of culture, and the shadow of politics.”

— Sebastian Saviano

By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls.

— John Galsworthy

You know what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars.

— Jamie Farr

A cigar," said the altruist, "a cigar, my good man, I cannot give you. But any time you need a light, just…

— Karl Kraus

Also, he was smoking a cigar, and when a man is smoking a cigar, wearing a hat, he has an advantage; it…

— Saul Bellow

“Music. Wine. A cigar. The small luxuries of life are how we survive what the mind can’t fathom.”

— Mark T. Sullivan

I never smoke to excess - that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.

— Mark Twain

It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books.

— Anton Chekhov

' have a cigar daily - you'll die 10 yrs early. 'have a drinks daily - you'll die 30 yrs early. '…

— Melchor Lim

I don't want to have a bad influence on anybody, but there's no point in my giving up cigarettes now. I won't…

— Golda Meir

I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was…

— Groucho Marx

I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.

— Jack Handey