I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
There's no doubt in my mind that Bill Clinton will stop smoking cigars, will never smoke them again, as a result of… — Joe Eszterhas Copy Share Image
“Your father is a wise man,” the cigar trader said. “Music. Wine. A cigar. The small luxuries of life are how we… — Mark T. Sullivan Copy Share Image
Men hand out cigars. Women 'hand out' babies. And thus the world, for thousands of years, has gone round. — Dirk Benedict Copy Share Image
You better take advantage of the good cigars. You don't get much else in that job. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fresh air makes me throw up. I can't handle it. I'd rather be around three Denobili cigars blowing in my face all… — Frank Sinatra Copy Share Image
I don't like champagne, I don't smoke cigars, I haven't any real jewellery at all, apart from the 8 pieces of gold… — John Toshack Copy Share Image
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks… — Jack Benny Copy Share Image
In Haitian mythology there is the figure Ghede, who in West Africa, is Iku, whose role is to show "each man his… — Ishmael Reed Copy Share Image
A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Like most people who smoked umpteen cigarettes a day, I tasted only the first one. The succeeding umpteen minus one were a… — Clive James Copy Share Image
I like it better that people aren't throwing stuff at my face and trying to fight me on stage. Like in the… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later, when you see the guy in an elevator and he… — Phyllis Battelle Copy Share Image
I promised myself that if ever I had some money that I would savor a cigar each day after lunch and dinner.… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
When I stopped smoking cigars it was the biggest mistake I made in my life. So my resolution for 98 is Im… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I pledged myself to smoke but one cigar a day. I kept the cigar waiting until bedtime, then I had a luxurious… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I once sang 'Summer Nights,' from 'Grease,' at a bar in Melbourne with John Travolta, who's a good friend of mine. He… — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
She boasted the general battle-ax demeanor of an especially strict governess. This was the kind of woman who took her tea black,… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
There's something in the rhythm and roll of it that is connected to the way Hitchcock thinks and moves. Then there is… — Toby Jones Copy Share Image
No one wants to hear from the producer. He's the guy by the pool with a cigar in his mouth and a… — Irwin Winkler Copy Share Image
Let me tell you what I look like: pale face, long hair, and a tiny start of a paunch. In addition, an… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with a puppy's rubber mouse, for instance, it only confuses the… — Corey Ford Copy Share Image
“I feel like having a cigar, too, right this second. I'm full of queer yens. Can it be that I"m pregnant? Intellectually,… — Herman Wouk Copy Share Image
When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of… — George Burns Copy Share Image
If there is a public perception at all, they see the producer as a big old guy who smokes a cigar and… — Marshall Herskovitz Copy Share Image
When I have found intense pain relieved, a weary brain soothed, and calm refreshing sleep obtained by a cigar, I have felt… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
Also I don't want to refer to myself as Maximilian. You'd have to win an Oscar or become mind-numbingly wealthy or hit… — Max Irons Copy Share Image
No one can tell me what is a good cigar--for me. I am the only judge... There are no standards--no real standards.… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Yesterday, everybody smoked his last cigar, took his last drink and swore his last oath. Today, we are a pious and exemplary… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
To this day, people are still talking about the Coral Casino's parties of the '30s, '40s, '50s - complete with antidotes of… — Ty Warner Copy Share Image
I'll smoke anything. I won't spend a lot of money on cigars, because I consider that too self indulgent. $3, max, except… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
There are men here and there to whom the whole of life is like an after-dinner hour with a cigar; easy, pleasant,… — Joseph Conrad Copy Share Image
“Luchese lit his cigar and pushed up the sleeves of his jacket as if preparing for work. Bring it on, fuckface, James… — Genevieve Dewey Copy Share Image
I once found myself driving, smoking a cigar, taking notes, and talking on the phone at the same time. I only became… — Gene Weingarten Copy Share Image
I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they… — George Burns Copy Share Image
“One woman is as dark as night. A white wrap covers her head, and a cigar is clenched between her strong, white… — Zoraida Córdova Copy Share Image
What, for some, is sin, others do to the glory of God. And the good Dr. Pentecost's remarks notwithstanding , I intend… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
No, Don Camillo; you didn't exactly steal it. Peppone had two cigars in his pocket. Peppone is a Communist. He believes in… — Giovannino Guareschi Copy Share Image
I did the cover of Cigar Aficionado, so I'm supposed to talk about loving cigars. I've smoked them a couple of times.… — Gina Gershon Copy Share Image
