Cigar Quotes · Page 4

“twirling in his fingers the mummy of a cigar,”

— Vladimir Nabokov

It's personal freedom, not hundred dollar bills that lights the soul's cigar.

— Tom Robbins

Any cigar smoker is a friend, because I know how he feels.

— Alfred de Musset

“To celebrate the fact that I don’t have lung cancer, I lit up an extra cigar.”

— Hendrik Groen

There are no ugly cigars, only ugly smokers.

— H. L. Mencken

What this country needs is a really good five cent cigar.

— Thomas R. Marshall

The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit.

— Jack Nicholson

I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

— George Burns

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick.

— Mary Wilson Little

I smoke really good cigars, I don't smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar.

— Ron White

Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity.

— Charles Dickens

The difference between a man and his valet: they both smoke the same cigars, but only one pays for them.

— Robert Frost

Love: It is like a cigar. If it goes out, you can light it again but it never tastes quite the same.

— Archibald Wavell, 1st Earl Wavell

Mr. Burns comes out and flips cigar ashes on his shoes, and makes up about 90 percent of what you hear.

— Bobby Darin

My boy! Smoking is one of the greatest and cheapest enjoyments in life, and if you decide in advance not to smoke,…

— Sigmund Freud

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

— George Burns

An Internet rumor claims that John Kerry had an affair with a young woman. When asked if this was similar to the…

— Jimmy Fallon

You must also remember that the world has God to govern it, and He has not left it to our charity. The…

— Swami Vivekananda

Today, we cannot produce machines that fly the same as UFOs do. They are flying by means of artificial fields of Gravity.…

— Hermann Oberth

In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought…

— George Burns

We had to be to the stadium at six o'clock for home games, and traffic was so bad it would take us…

— Michael Jordan

No one can tell me what is a good cigar - for me. I am the only judge. People who claim to…

— Mark Twain

...he had a fascinating technique of gnawing his cigar from one corner of his mouth to the other, as if his teeth…

— Leslie Ford

“He lit his cigar and sat back at peace with the world; I, too, was at peace in another world than his.…

— Evelyn Waugh

I spent six years as a child growing not far from Las Vegas.I use to sit on the porch of our home…

— Marco Rubio

I can tell you I also smoked cigars 10 years before, and the watch, which is a Patek Philippe - it was…

— Ehud Barak

I have very liberal parents. People forget that Fidel Castro was on the cover of 'Time' magazine, and the one that I…

— Robert Englund

Back in the days when American billboard advertising was in flower [said Hemingway], there were two slogans that I always rated above…

— A. E. Hotchner

I'm the enemy. Because I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, the freedom of choice. I'm…

— Denis Leary

First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless,…

— Arthur Guiterman

There were so many bands in New Orleans. But most of the musicians had day jobs, you know -- trades. They were…

— Zutty Singleton

From 'the lesson of the moth': and before i could argue him out of his philosophy he went and immolated himself on…

— Don Marquis

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.

— Anonymous

With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.

— D. L. Hughley

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars.

— Winston Churchill

Women are jealous of cigars... they regard them as a strong rival.

— William Makepeace Thackeray

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

— George Burns

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.

— Rudyard Kipling

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

— Horace Greeley

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

— Mark Twain