The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
It's Christmas time and my rhyme's steady bumpin. Everybody happy, hair still nappy, Gonna steal a gift for my old grandpappy... — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
Santa. Jesus. Love. The tooth fairy. Things we believe in until we're old enough to know better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The New Year is a time for new hopes, aspirations, dreams and wishes. I hope all of yours come true. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So many people release albums before Christmas and they get lost in the Christmas rush. — Bonnie Tyler Copy Share Image
Christmas parties for me are less about a sparkly dress and heels and more about the most ridiculous Christmas jumper I can… — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
Can I have your picture, So Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me on this CHRISTMAS. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My son asked for very little - a kickstand, with a motorcycle attached. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
“My heart is smaller,” she whispered. “Of course,” said the woman. “Reindeer have greater hearts than humans. They have to, to give… — T. Kingfisher Copy Share Image
“The only element still surprising was how rapidly Sherman was moving: for whichever direction I looked, he'd been here already, burning and… — Cynthia Bass Copy Share Image
For last years words belong to last years language. And next years words await another voice. And to make an end is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Now I admit that the notion of a warless world is a pleasant and attractive thought. But people who believe that there… — Revilo P. Oliver Copy Share Image
I sang 'Your Song' by Elton John, and Silva Screen Records were watching. They got in touch with my agent then had… — Chris Kamara Copy Share Image
What babe new born is this that in a manger cries? Near on her lowly bed his happy mother lies. Oh, see… — Richard Watson Gilder Copy Share Image
I was talking to one of my aunties at Christmas and she said she didn't think it was ever in my nature… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
“If I should still be kept in this hole over Christmas, don’t worry about it. I’m not really anxious about it. One… — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
“Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were… — Clement Clarke Moore Copy Share Image
The best Christmas trees come very close to exceeding nature. If some of our great decorated trees had been grown in a… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“It is a new day, new month, new year, but it isn't a new you. You are the same person dealing with… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something is wrong with Christmas, in… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
One Christmas was so much like another, in those years around the sea-town corner now and out of all sound except the… — Dylan Thomas Copy Share Image
Christmas is not only a festival that gives joy, happiness and delight for all people, it is also the significant unity that… — Jhayar Ragasa Blance Copy Share Image
“Josiah’s gaze narrowed in Santa’s direction. “How did he know our names?” “He must be from around here.” “I don’t live here.”… — Melissa McClone Copy Share Image
“Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body.… — Bess Streeter Aldrich Copy Share Image
The new year stands before us, like a chapter in a book, waiting to be written. We can help write that story… — Melody Beattie Copy Share Image
In America, Christmas is the king of all holidays. To be left out of Christmas is the ultimate minority experience. — Firoozeh Dumas Copy Share Image
It's a sad Christmas this year because of the absence of peace in the city or peace and joy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I believe the pogroms of November '38 made less impression on the nation than cutting the bar of chocolate for Christmas.” — Victor Klemperer Copy Share Image
My family know not to get me any tech for Christmas. I can never get it to work, and it all becomes… — Peter Capaldi Copy Share Image
Can I keep you forever? You are the Christmas present that I never want to lose. Merry Christmas my beloved. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“At least reindeer kisses do not cause me to take leave of my senses.” — Shelly Thacker Copy Share Image
“Q: What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? A: It is Christmas, Eve! Q:” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
“Well, wrap me up and call me a Christmas baby. Hunter with a female – a human female.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
At New Year and always, may peace and love fill your heart, beauty fill your world, and contentment and joy fill your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced 1 2 3 Start. All Started Runing Except Santa. Coach:y RU Stil Waiting? Santa:My No… — Babloo Copy Share Image
I was born to a Hindu father and Muslim mother on Christmas day. You can't get more secular than that. — Nagma Copy Share Image
“for once in our lives / Everything became a You and nothing was an It.” — W. H. Auden Copy Share Image
“many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks! What was your favorite joke? Leave” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
I still believe in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy and true love. Don't even try to tell me different. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
