Thinking of you as we celebrate the New Year. Wishing you love and health. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Good for you, Big Brother! Nothing says Merry Christmas like "Hi, Dad! I'm gay!” — J.M. Colail Copy Share Image
There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus. — Bob Phillips Copy Share Image
As much as I liked the build-up to Christmas, the week after always socked me with the blues. — Paul Dini Copy Share Image
“Why does everyone make out it’s a big deal, she wondered, when a new year begins every second, depending on when you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is most truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most. — Ruth Carter Stapleton Copy Share Image
At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Love came down at Christmas; love all lovely, love divine; love was born at Christmas, stars and angels gave the sign. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Matt is grinning at me like I'm the new Christmas toy he really wanted, but can't play with yet because he hasn't… — Jillian Dodd Copy Share Image
I think the most bonkers and tiring job I've ever had was in my teens where I worked in Woolworths in the… — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
“A small child has little idea of the future. Next week is as far ahead as his future stretches and the year… — Betty Smith Copy Share Image
On Christmas, when I was 13, my mom got me my first laptop. I downloaded it, FruityLoops, cause I had heard about… — Metro Boomin Copy Share Image
When your claim to be victims of secularism rests on Wal-Mart greeters wishing shoppers Happy Holidays, you are clearly a bunch of… — Katha Pollitt Copy Share Image
Easter may seem boring to children, and it is blessedly unencumbered by the silly fun that plagues Christmas. Yet it contains the… — Frederica Mathewes-Green Copy Share Image
I can get whatever I want and Billabong picks up the bill. Its Christmas. Its the best thing ever. The best dream… — Andy Irons Copy Share Image
The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel… — Phillips Brooks Copy Share Image
Heathenism had proved unequal to the wants of men; and it was when the most thoughtful among the Pagans were turned away… — William Mackergo Taylor Copy Share Image
As always, many of our troops are far from home this [Christmas] time of year, and their families are serving and sacrificing… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
What can be said in New Year rhymes, That's not been said a thousand times? The new years come, the old years… — Ella Wheeler Wilcox Copy Share Image
January is the beginning of a new year for us in the Western world. Let us give to God what belongs to… — Paula White Copy Share Image
Mums and dads, if you've bought something that needs putting together, do it before Christmas. When the kids have gone to bed,… — Phillip Schofield Copy Share Image
I am sorry to have to introduce the subject of Christmas. It is an indecent subject; a cruel, gluttonous subject; a drunken,… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
“I had never before been a special fan of that great comedian Phyllis Diller, but she utterly won my heart this week… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
There are three kinds of people in this world: 1) People who make lists, 2) People who don't make lists, and 3)… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket…so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't see anybody pointing to desktop PCs as being a hot Christmas item. — Ted Waitt Copy Share Image
To understand this Christmas record, you have to understand our ministry. — John Tesh Copy Share Image
Classic rock, Chuck Berry, and Christmas - you can't name a better combination. — Jimmie Allen Copy Share Image
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for christmas...I woke up in a box. — Aly Johnson Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas Eve to all you celebrating tonight. Hope you are having a lovely night! — Giuliana Rancic Copy Share Image
I don't go back home to Sardinia as much as I would like, just for Christmas and family events. — Caterina Murino Copy Share Image
I don't like green Christmases. They're not green—they're just nasty faded browns and grays. — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
I'm literally obsessed with Christmas, and it's been my dream ever since I was a little girl to make a Christmas album. — Ally Brooke Copy Share Image
Focusing on the Lord and everlasting life can help us not only at Christmas, but through all the challenges of mortality. — Russell M. Nelson Copy Share Image
The holidays stress people out so much. I suggest you keep it simple and try to have as much fun as you… — Giada De Laurentiis Copy Share Image
I started DJing, breakdancing and MCing in the '70s and I got my record deal in 1979 with 'Christmas Rap.' — Kurtis Blow Copy Share Image
Untangling Christmas lights is the true tragedy of 'Stranger Things.' — David Harbour Copy Share Image
I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
Make your plate look like a Christmas tree,' I tell people, 'mostly green with splashes of other bright colors. — Victoria Moran Copy Share Image
I will love you forever and ever and EVER!! Haha if you get me one of these lockets for Christmas ^_^ lol :D <3 <3 — Rachel Copy Share Image