I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I've always said that I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I could make a great movie about him if I set… — Dean Devlin Copy Share Image
“She was an exotic flower amongst the snowdrifts, out of place, a Technicolor misfit in a monochrome Christmas movie.” — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
I dont have a New Years Resolution unless its ridding myself of stupid shit and usless assholes -Jenny the Jawbreaker Amorelli — Jennifer Amorelli Copy Share Image
Dont wait for a new year to change your perspective. Get up and be proactive today! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I once got a Christmas card from my local Greggs. It said, 'To Scarlett, thanks for being such a loyal customer.' — Scarlett Moffatt Copy Share Image
The Christmas spirit brings home to us-or should bring home to us-the profound Biblical truth that it is more blessed to give… — B. C. Forbes Copy Share Image
It seems to me, personally, that the things that are great during Christmastime are magnified. Like everything is that much better. Everything… — Alison Sudol Copy Share Image
What will you and I give for Christmas this year? Let us in our lives give to our Lord and Savior the… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
The whole point of me doing a Christmas record and what I centered it around was the song 'Christmas with You' from… — Rick Springfield Copy Share Image
My Christmas wish would be to have an entire week off. To spend it with my family and just curl up and… — David Hasselhoff Copy Share Image
“How do we keep it?” asked Princess Sophie. “How do we keep the spirit of Christmas?” “That’s the real magic,” said Lady… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Much of the beauty of Christmas lies in its challenge to look further, deeper, until we find its secret in the heart… — Dale Evans Copy Share Image
I love Christmas. A time to slow down and enjoy life and be with my family and friends. In busy years, it… — Mary Jo Putney Copy Share Image
When we work so hard at our preparations for Christmas, we often feel cheated and frustrated when others fail to notice the… — Ellyn Sanna Copy Share Image
I'm concerned about my daughter because she will not believe in Santa Claus. No matter what I say to her, she just… — Salma Hayek Copy Share Image
“Remember what it was like on Christmas when you woke up before your parents, and had to sit there until they were… — Wil Wheaton Copy Share Image
This year is about to end, Some Wishes and Blessings are Pending, Some eyes are still Hoping, On the other hand Some… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“In this new year, may you have a deep understanding of your true value and worth, an absolute faith in your unlimited… — Janet Rebhan Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in the world at that moment, there was a birth, a death, a sunrise, and a sunset. There was despair, and… — Lydia Kang Copy Share Image
I wanted a song my 6-year-old niece could listen to in the car. 'Everyday is Christmas' sounds like a sweet sentiment, but… — Alaska Copy Share Image
I set a personal record on Christmas. I got my shopping done three weeks ahead of time. I had all the presents… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
A sweet message for my sweet heart in this New Year- remain as sweet as you are all lifelong. Wish you a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love the excitement, the childlike spirit of innocence and just about everything that goes along with Christmas. — Hillary Scott Copy Share Image
Don't wait for a new year to change your perspective. Get up and be proactive today! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The New Year is made up of seconds, and if you don't make good use of even seconds, you won't make good… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
It's to try to spread the Word of God - the true meaning of Christmas. And that is more important than anything… — William Tucci Copy Share Image
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a...SORRY. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
“Becks?” “Yes?” “Santa smoked a reefer and decorated my house.” “What? Hold on, I’ll be there in a few minutes.” — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
Kindness, kindness, kindness. I want to make a New Year's prayer, not a resolution. I'm praying for courage. — Susan Sontag Copy Share Image
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can't charge it. — Bill Vaughan Copy Share Image
With the new year comes a refueled motivation to improve on the past one. — Gretchen Bleiler Copy Share Image
One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected. — Jimmy Cannon Copy Share Image
May this Christmas bring you all the love and luck in the world! Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Giving thanks for twinkly lights, white Christmas trees with blue bells, snow caped mountains, and misty mornings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
