I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February. — Grumpy Cat Copy Share Image
“Christmas means the birth of a new beginning, a new mind, and a new life.” — Debasish Mridha Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you realize Santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom. — Sharon Copy Share Image
One Christmas my father kept our tree up till March. He hated to see it go. I loved that. — Mo Rocca Copy Share Image
“Because isn’t that what the holidays are all about— letting your family make you wish you were an orphan?” — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
We need a Savior. Christmas is an indictment before it becomes a delight. — John Piper Copy Share Image
Christmas is fun anyway. It's a myth organized over the years and gained different mythological qualities as the years go by. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
In a world of war, pain and suffering, all I want for Christmas is an underwater watch and a silver clutch rod… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Every company in America should be on its knees thanking Jesus for being born. Without Christmas, most American businesses would be far… — Bill O'Reilly Copy Share Image
I love Christmas tree bulbs, and I started putting them in my paintings. You've got to plug this painting in, and it's… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
Let's be honest: it's not like I'm not making a good living that the whole family benefits from. No one talks about… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
A certain check to the sentimentality and commercialism of Christmas is the cluster of bereavements that often arrives towards the end of… — Richard Coles Copy Share Image
Nothing during the year is so impressively convincing as the vision Christmas brings of what this world would be if love became… — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone lo wish il on anyone lightly. So let's just wish each other a… — Judith Crist Copy Share Image
The year end brings no greater pleasure then the opportunity to express to you season's greetings and good wishes. May your holidays… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Two things happened on Christmas Day. My father texted me to wish me a "Merry Xmas." Xmas . Couldn't even type out… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“With a loud screeching noise, Aaron dragged his lab stool over to Scarlet’s table and sat down beside her. He leaned into… — Chelsea Fine Copy Share Image
I think Santa Claus is, by and large, quite beneficial, for when the child is finally allowed -- or forced -- to… — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
Certainly we do not believe in the present ecclesiastical arrangement called Christmas: first, because we do not believe in the mass at… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I really wanted a metal detector for Christmas, convinced I was going to find buried treasure and… — Peter Billingsley Copy Share Image
“While all the universe and my family are still sleeping, I will walk among the red and blue twinkle-lights of the living… — Carew Papritz Copy Share Image
Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new… — Matthew Simpson Copy Share Image
The truth is, he almost wasn't a senator at all. In 1972, shortly after his improbable victory, but before he took the… — Beau Biden Copy Share Image
I use the period between Christmas and New Year to potter about, think and completely change my mindset. In that easy no-man's-land… — Monty Don Copy Share Image
If the Elf on the Shelf doesn't rake leaves, wash the car, or do laundry, I don't want one. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish. — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
May your Hanukkah prayers not be drowned out by incessant Christmas music. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jesus was not born on December 25th. There's carbon evidence of it. That freaks people out. — Matt Skiba Copy Share Image
“Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be carried out immediately.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“For Christmas my family bought me a new Scrabble board (the one that swivels!) and cat treats. Am I eighty five?” — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
For a new year to bring you something new, make a move, like a butterfly tearing its cocoon! Make a move! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I had a great teacher in India who said to me, 'If you think you're spiritual and evolved and enlightened, go home… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
Can I take u a picture? yes and why? becuz I alredy know what I want for christmas — Jeceni Cruz Copy Share Image
Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family. — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas when the Great Creator was a child himself.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
At Christmas time we couldn't afford tinsel, so we'd wait till grandpa sneezed. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Happy Holidays. Wishing you a beautiful holiday season and a new year of peace and happiness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
