“Farmer Ben called about an oak table Papa’s repairing for him. They got to talking, and Ben told Papa that the farm… — Stan Berenstain Copy Share Image
Have you ever known anyone who bought a fruitcake for himself? Of course not. They are purchased as Christmas gifts, mostly for… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm Jewish, so I don't really do Christmas gifts, and Hanukkah is not as big a deal as gifts are concerned, so… — Leandra Medine Copy Share Image
“Though unaware of it at that moment, Missie had just made some friends for life. Not one of those men sitting round… — Janette Oke Copy Share Image
Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. — Oren Arnold Copy Share Image
This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can return all the Christmas gifts you want, but you will never get back the time spent with your relatives. — Andy Borowitz Copy Share Image
My earliest memory is of the best Christmas gift ever, a toy train. I remember riding that thing all through our house. — Coco Jones Copy Share Image
The best Christmas gift of all is the presence of a happy family all wrapped up with one another. Jesus is the… — Helen Keller Copy Share Image
Fragrance is a very personal gift, and I think that's why it makes a great Christmas gift. There's a very distinct signature… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
And thus was kept the first Christmas, the Christmas in the year one, with carols by the choir of heaven, and God's… — George Hodges (theologian Copy Share Image
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah. — William Tecumseh Sherman Copy Share Image
A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world! — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“When the time comes, & I hope it comes soon, to bury this era of moral rot & the defiling of our… — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
All they wanna do, is use your body and throw it away like some wrapper off a Christmas gift, if that's the… — Carniel Dunlop Copy Share Image
You can never truly enjoy Christmas until you can look up into the Fathers face and tell him you have received his… — John R Rice Copy Share Image
Gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphilis, put my LP on your Christmas gift list. — Eminem Copy Share Image
Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift-bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year! — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
“It's like getting the best Christmas gift ever, but Santa decided to kick the crap out of you before you unwrapped it.” — Adrienne Martini Copy Share Image
