“Christmas Eve, 1955, Benny Profane, wearing black levis, suede jacket, sneakers and big cowboy hat, happened to pass through Norfolk, Virginia. Given… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
I'm not gonna lie, I love the holidays. But Christmas was a lot more fun when you weren't paying for it. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
What life and death may be to a turkey is not my business; but the soul of Scrooge and the body of… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“I’m afraid that soon Halloween will follow the path of the forgotten! Now we have Christmas in July! We have Christmas movies… — B.J. Walker Jr Copy Share Image
A typical Christmas is me shucking oysters. I love them and I always get them in at Christmas. — Hugh Bonneville Copy Share Image
Christmas is a festival that bonds families and friends. Though we all celebrate Christmas, the holiday holds special meaning for each one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted a song my 6-year-old niece could listen to in the car. 'Everyday is Christmas' sounds like a sweet sentiment, but… — Alaska Copy Share Image
Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. I could've avoided… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
And So This Is Christmas; And What Have We Done? Another Year Over; A New One Just Begun; And So Happy Christmas;… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
Something that's of common interest to every man, woman and child on the planet must surely be the notion of 'Peace'. Without… — Annie Lennox Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I'd always cry on Christmas Day, and I didn't know why. Now I know it's because I was… — Kate Nash Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time for remembering the Son of God and renewing our determination to take upon us His name. It is… — Dieter F. Uchtdorf Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ. — Bart Simpson Copy Share Image
The answer is hard work. What are you doing on Christmas Eve? Are you riding your bike? January 1st - are you… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
For me, Christmas was always about presents. As a child, we each had an allotted place in the sitting room for the… — Mel Giedroyc Copy Share Image
I was lucky enough to grow up in a home where I woke up Christmas morning and had toys. I know that's… — Lucy Hale Copy Share Image
The good part of Christmas is not always Christian -- it is generally Pagan; that is to say, human, natural. — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
When I was a kid and Christmas was coming up, my dad would ask me what I wanted, and I always said… — Lewis Hamilton Copy Share Image
I'm so depressed. Christmas is the worst of all. Holidays are terrible, worse than Sundays. I get melancholia. — David O. Selznick Copy Share Image
I complained about the gimmicks. All the nonsense and garbage. After a while I just said I would not wrestle with the… — Bruno Sammartino Copy Share Image
People say that the modern Christmas focuses too much on food instead of, like in olden times, the little Baby Jesus. Piffle. — Grace Dent Copy Share Image
Being a writer in Iceland, you get rewarded all the time: People really do read our books, and they have opinions; they… — Hallgrimur Helgason Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
