Christmas parties for me are less about a sparkly dress and heels and more about the most ridiculous Christmas jumper I can… — Holly Willoughby Copy Share Image
We won't have a Christmas this year, you say For now the children have all gone away; And the house is so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Christmas tree bulbs, and I started putting them in my paintings. You've got to plug this painting in, and it's… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show - in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it. — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents," grumbled Jo, lying on the rug. "It's so dreadful to be poor!" sighed Meg, looking… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
At the beginning of 'A Christmas Carol,' Scrooge embodies one of the central tenets of depression: that one has always been this… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
Were it not for the shepherds, there would have been no reception. And were it not for a group of stargazers, there… — Max Lucado Copy Share Image
Just rolled a blunt using wrapping paper...Keeping the Christmas spirit alive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Christmas Day I'll head off for a couple of laps around the Serpentine, or a trek around the whole of Hyde… — Stella Vine Copy Share Image
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's… — Arlo Guthrie Copy Share Image
“And so, as Tiny Tim said, "A Merry Christmas to us all; God bless us, every one!" Charles Dickens” — Nell Weaver Lyford Copy Share Image
No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one.… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
If we think of our heart, rather than our purse, as the reservoir of our giving, we shall find it full all… — David Dunn Copy Share Image
May I share with you my earliest memory of a political row? It was with my mother, about the Queen - classic… — Alastair Campbell Copy Share Image
Shine like a candle and never lose hope, for every long journey needs the first step. Merry Christmas and a Happy New… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I make a mean Irish soda bread every Christmas and give it out to friends and family. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Let's get real for a moment. The true meaning of Christmas is presents. Nothing else. Presents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“The real question would have been, “Dear Claudia, what experience would you like on Christmas?” I could have spoken up, “I want… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
I would never impose my styling on anyone on Christmas Day because it's the one day of the year I need off… — Gok Wan Copy Share Image
Earlier I received a phone call from a PPI Telemarketer. So I told my 3 year old son that Santa Claus was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Therefore, as we grow older, let us be more thankful that the circle of our Christmas associations and of the lessons that… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
