My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit, so she pounds it with a mallet... - Freddie — ICarly Copy Share Image
My Aunt Maggie's boobs look more real than that. And they're ridiculous. Sam — ICarly Copy Share Image
This is like one of my family reunions. Except most of these people are wearing shoes. Sam — ICarly Copy Share Image
I think we know the results of the sound check. Did it sound horrible? Check! - Sam — ICarly Copy Share Image
They've created a new number! So now it goes: one two three four five *derf* six seven! - Carly — ICarly Copy Share Image
Oh come on, having a miserable life isn't all that bad... sometimes my mother laughs. - Sam — ICarly Copy Share Image
When I was a kid at sleepaway camp, my friends tricked me into thinking it was naked day. You ever play dodgeball naked? -… — ICarly Copy Share Image
It's true, Carly and Freddie are deeply in love Oh, c'mon! This is fun! Sam — ICarly Copy Share Image
