I was never a cool person; in fact, cool people have always made fun of me. That’s why I loved [the Robert… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
Trying to get an 11-year-old off an iPad is like trying to persuade somebody that they should give up a chocolate gateau… — Chris McCausland Copy Share Image
What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
I love a good bowl of cereal. The unhealthy kind. Lucky Charms. Sometime I'll do Special K Chocolatey Delight, and I feel… — Ayesha Curry Copy Share Image
Why do only the awful things become fads? I thought. Eye-rolling and Barbie and bread pudding. Why never chocolate cheesecake or thinking… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
Ads are baked into content like chocolate chips into a cookie. Except, it's actually more like raisins into a cookie because no… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
It's still National Library Week. You should be especially nice to a librarian today, or tomorrow. Sometime this week, anyway. Probably the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings… — George Lindsey Copy Share Image
Chocolate itself is extremely dry. It's about 99.9% dry. That's why you can keep it for a long time and it doesn't… — Amaury Guichon Copy Share Image
“I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call.” — Meghan Ciana Doidge Copy Share Image
I love food and lots of my friends are chefs. I love dishes from my Russian-Polish Jewish heritage. I like to make… — Kim Bodnia Copy Share Image
You can tell by the applause: There's perfunctory applause, there's light applause, and then there's real applause. When it's right, applause sounds… — Skitch Henderson Copy Share Image
A good sister is one who won't be embarrassed when you burst into tears in public. A better one will hand you… — Megan Hart Copy Share Image
I always drank chocolate milk growing up and I remember my grandmother would always have it when I would visit her in… — Al Horford Copy Share Image
“Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.” — Judith Olney Copy Share Image
The most desired gift of love is not diamonds or roses or chocolate. It's focused attention. — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
Cause Jesus I do think did exist, and he was, I think, a guy who had interesting ideas in the Gandhi-type area,… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he is so busy, you'd probably have… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
It took time for the church to come to terms with the ignominy of the cross. Church fathers forbade its depiction in… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
Anything that activates the joy center in the brain makes you happy, and therefore protects you. Oddly enough, that's what they do… — Jane Siberry Copy Share Image
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
Coffee?" Santangelo calls down to us. We both look up. He,Ben, and Raffy are hanging over the side. "Is it espresso?" Anson… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
