Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
If in the paddock the owner is surrounded by a herd of young children, don't back his horse. But if the owner is accompanied by a beautiful lady, plunge to the hilt. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
COUGHS. These are symptoms, not diseases. Take them to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
We are articulate, but we are not particularly conversational. An Englishman won't talk for the sake of talking. He doesn't mind silence. But after… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
I have little patience with anyone who is not self-satisfied. I am always pleased to see my friends, happy to be with my wife… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time… — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about. — Robert Morley Copy Share Image
