Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's market bacon hitting the pan. Today a child is born unto us, and his name will be bacon. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I feel like im in this river just getting swept along... And if I hold on to anyone, if I'm holding on for dear… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Maybe it's important to open up I people- people who are right there with you, not some thousand miles away in another universe. Or… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Let's be friends based on mutual hate." - Wallace Wells "Listen to this, okay? Just listen. You hear that? That's' market bacon hitting the… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“I am leaning back and running with it and staring at the stars and I’m eleven, I’m sixteen, I’m eighteen, I’m a newborn I’m… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I desperately wanted more background information on especially cartoonists. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I'm too young to have experienced firsthand the '70s rock, but when I was in high school, me and my friends were super into… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“Do you want to have sex? I think we should have sex. CASUAL sex.” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
I just have this thing in my head that I want to do serious stories that are still just way too cute and drawn… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
Scott: I don't think I'm ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don't think you are either, buddy. But hey, you'll get it. It… — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
In my teens and university and stuff, video games became more realistic, or they started to. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
“(door slams open at 2:30am) "Guess who's DRUAAAHUUUNK!" said Wilson. "I guess Wilson, now get out," moaned Scott” — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
