Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
I discovered rock'n'roll. You could go round Europe in a van with your best mates, drinking beer, smoking dope and screwing chicks. — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Men often think it's the bad boys who get the hot chicks. But I'm living proof that the good guys win. — Carson Daly Copy Share Image
I’m sure you gathered this by now: I just do what I want. Have I made out with chicks? Hell yeah. Did… — Kesha Copy Share Image
If a chick wants to know who makes my shoes, she's got to take them off my feet and look inside. — ASAP Rocky Copy Share Image
Now I am in to fat chains, sex and techs, fly new chicks, new kicks, I love you like a fat kid… — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
My inner rock chick has always been there. I grew up listening to a lot of rock music through my sisters, who… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
We have some breaking news from our dedicated kale coverage desk here at NPR.Starting now, Chick-fil-A has kale on its menu next… — Ari Shapiro Copy Share Image
Never tell. Not if you love your wife...In fact, if your old lady walks in on you deny it. Yeah. Just flat… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Many casting directors won't hire aspiring actors because you might be burning some chick's headshot under the table so she doesn't get… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
Well, it's sort of funny to try and get that balance between just accepting the reality of my friend [co-star Satya Bhabha]… — Alison Pill Copy Share Image
Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
These dudes were 30 years old, and they would compete about getting the best chick. That came before their friendships. Some of… — Brian Welch Copy Share Image
I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick.… — Gerard Way Copy Share Image
It could be the old man I see at the store or the chick I see walking down the block. Normal people… — Mic Geronimo Copy Share Image
I paused in the act of opening the door and looked at him with what were probably cartoon-wide eyes. "Wait a second,"… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I think with pictures; I'm a very lousy writer. If I write without pictures, I become this pathetic chick sitting somewhere trying… — Marjane Satrapi Copy Share Image
Some of the most interesting and happiest kids I've seen have lived with a lot of different adults, because a kid can… — Grace Slick Copy Share Image
I'm still in the Dixie Chicks; we haven't broken up... I love the Dixie Chicks; it's the most fun I've ever had… — Natalie Maines Copy Share Image
Just watching a girl can give me the best reason to smile. Girls are something very special and you got to treat… — Michael Jackson Copy Share Image
I love being chubby because chicks that smoke pot love me. They think I have food at my house. — Reno Collier Copy Share Image
