Chicken Quotes · Page 18

I was definitely the kid who was the chicken, who didn't want to say the cuss words.

— Jon Watts

I think with lean cuts of chicken and beef, fish, turkey, ground beef and bison, you can't go wrong with those.

— Shannon Sharpe

Not many people know this but we come from a long line of chicken, pineapple and onion farmers at Ingham in Queensland.

— Jessica Origliasso

I prefer to eat home-made food which involves grilled chicken or steamed fish and lots of greens.

— Raveena Tandon

“what came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken. That is how it got knocked up in the first place.”

— Teresa Mummert

Though the hen should sit all day, she could lay only one egg, and, besides, would not have picked up materials for…

— Henry David Thoreau

They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

— Ambrose Bierce

Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business.

— Steven Wright

My father died when I was young and I was raised by my grandmother, Emma Klonjlaleh Brown. We could afford to eat…

— George Weah

Actually, no, but I am close to the people who are working on Chicken Little, and I'm very close to the people…

— Joe Grant

I'm a pretty good cook. I learned that skill early on as an athlete so I could cook quick, tasty food. I…

— Colin Jackson

There's nothing better for kids than a bucket and shovel at the beach. I grew up across the marsh from The Citadel.…

— Thomas Gibson

“How come it can't fly no better than a chicken?" "Too much tail. All that jewelry weighs it down. Like vanity. Wanna…

— Toni Morrison

I could see it wasn't going to be easy. I couldn't give a franchise to any old greasy spoon. And I knew…

— Colonel Sanders

I think the first thing you should learn is how to roast a chicken. Once you can roast a chicken, you can…

— Haylie Duff

The argument about zoning and the presidency of Nigeria is like the philosophical argument of the egg or the hen. Who is…

— Goodluck Jonathan

If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken.

— Ina May Gaskin

I like chicken a lot because chicken is generous - that is to say, it's obedient. It will do whatever you tell…

— Maya Angelou

Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones.

— Miguel de Cervantes

Mr. Jesmond made a peculiar noise rather like a hen who has decided to lay an egg and then thought better of…

— Agatha Christie

I can make chicken curry, rice, kheema... I am a foodie and enjoy varied cuisines. My favourites are Korean and Japanese.

— Dulquer Salmaan

The best - and most popular - recipe I've ever written has three ingredients: buttermilk, chicken, and salt.

— Samin Nosrat

A mother-chicken counts her hatchlings yet she wonders, when the one is one

— Cedric Rhynes

A man does not automatically become a public figure because he happens to build an empire out of chicken fat.

— James Pinckney Miller

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid.

— Mark Twain

Dinner is usually rice, vegetables and chicken, or I'll make fajitas, and we'll do roast chicken on the weekend.

— Tess Daly

“The hen is the wisest of all the animal creation, because she never cackles until the egg is laid.”

— Abraham Lincoln

“There are more chickens than a man can know in this world, but an unprovoked kindness is the rarest of birds.”

— Mark Twain

The chicken had his wish, and was magically transformed into a fox. Then he found that he could not digest grain.

— Idries Shah

And believe me, a good piece of chicken can make anybody believe in the existence of God.

— Sherman Alexie

We want to try and get Joseph Parker, as long as he doesn't run like an Australian chicken.

— Dereck Chisora

A chicken grows up in a little less time than an ostrich. An ostrich takes a whole year. A chicken takes a…

— Jack Horner

It's always good to be home and see the parents, and hit up my favorite Chinatown cafes for curry chicken rice.

— Guy Sebastian

“Get your marketing right and your goose lays golden eggs; don't and your goose is cooked.”

— Wayne English

You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.

— Harry Hill

I don't do method acting. If I play a farmer, I'm not gonna spend 3 weeks on a chicken farm. That's a…

— Carice van Houten

Chicken breast is the driest, [most] tasteless part of the chicken as far as I'm concerned.

— Paula Deen

There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig.

— Steve-O

If you had chicken at lunch and chicken at dinner, do you ever wonder if the two chickens knew each other?

— George Carlin

“His name is Tyson? I hate to break it to you, but you dated a brand of chicken.”

— Gena Showalter