“I collect hair. I keep most of it on my floor, but my most valuable patches I display on the bodies of… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Give me a cat over a kid any day. You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“Yes, dear reader, that’s the other reason we cats purr. Arguably, it’s the most important reason: to make you happy. Purring is… — David Michie Copy Share Image
Throw a stick, and the servile dog wheezes and pants and shambles to bring it to you. Do the same before a… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
“We named the bar The Bar. "People will think we're ironic instead of creatively bankrupt," my sister reasoned. Yes, we thought we… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“In the morning, when she wishes me to wake, she crouches on my chest, and pats my face with her paw. Or,… — Doris Lessing Copy Share Image
You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a bunch of… — Ian Williams Copy Share Image
I love animals. When I was young, I had two St. Bernards, I still have a dog, I have a lot of… — Jackie Chan Copy Share Image
“I met Cat for the first time when I was six. Back then she was still infested with a life-threatening case of… — L.M. Augustine Copy Share Image
“I don't even have a dog. I tell people I'm allergic so they won't think less of me. Instead I have a… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the leash. That one is the cat. If… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Do you know what the first poet said about our kind, young Ren? 'Cats are the great mystery, born in that space… — Marjorie M. Liu Copy Share Image
Do you see that kitten chasing so prettily her own tail? If you could look with her eyes, you might see her… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“It's just the way things are. Take a moment to consider this statement. Really think about it. We send one species to… — Melanie Joy Copy Share Image
“It's like when a kitten tries to bite something to death. The kitten clearly has the cold-blooded murderous instinct of a predator,… — Jesse Andrews Copy Share Image
“And yet, and yet… the cat yawned, eyes closed, and the twitching of its ears resumed. But they did not loop. Not… — Matthew De Abaitua Copy Share Image
The raccoons, foxes, beavers, chinchillas, minks, rabbits, and yes, sometimes even dogs and cats that are killed for fur are not very… — Jane Velez-Mitchell Copy Share Image
Why does she want me?" Coraline asked the cat. "Why does she want me to stay here with her?" "She wants something… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Years ago, when still a substitute carrier, I noticed a warning sign on an open porch: Beware of Cat! I grinned at… — Vincent Wyckoff Copy Share Image
He gave me an inscrutable look that said maybe he would and maybe he wouldn't. Mister was a cat, and cats generally… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I came out of the punk era in the late Seventies. There were the Stray Cats, Matchbox and myself. I was able… — Shakin' Stevens Copy Share Image
“Is that vodka?' Margarita asked weakly. The cat jumped up from its chair in indignation. 'Excuse me, your majesty,' he squeaked, 'do… — Mihail Bulhakov Copy Share Image
“Am I gonna traumatize the fat cat if he sees me fuckin' you?" "As you know, his name is Spot, and he's… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“There was a sort of gallery structure in the roof space which held a bed and also a bathroom which you could… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
If you caught your kid raising cats in tiny boxes, forcing them to live in their own feces without clean air or… — Dan Piraro Copy Share Image
If a fox is unable to befriend a tiger, then the fox should create an illusion of close association with the tiger… — Chin-Ning Chu Copy Share Image
I think Clinton, after getting into office and into Washington, was shocked at being bludgeoned. So he spent time trying to be… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Cats are there to be indulged. That's their function: to receive the love we never fully gave our parents. Not like dogs.… — Alex Shakar Copy Share Image
Cat's are unpredictable. It is a fine line between the cure, inquisitive and innocent creature resting on our lap and the hissing,… — George Takei Copy Share Image
When you start at Bitly, you go through this emotional cycle, where first you go, 'Oh my God, this data is amazing.'… — Hilary Mason Copy Share Image
Right and responsibility go hand in hand. You can't give rights to those who are not responsible. If you want to let… — Ali Sina Copy Share Image
What's happening is that people are making a billion photographs a year of their cats, frequently with the cats wearing costumes. Do… — John Szarkowski Copy Share Image
“Looking back few friends had we but I've got him and he's got me. And when the golden minute comes when we… — Rod McKuen Copy Share Image
“The white cat Sal-al was lying on the straw matting in the empty conservatory. She looked at us with a wicked, conceited… — Denton Welch Copy Share Image
“It was a day to be inside somewhere, cosseted and loved; by a warm fireside with the clatter of friendly cups and… — Daphne du Maurier Copy Share Image
...But nature does not say that cats are more valuable than mice; nature makes no remark on the subject. She does not… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“Give me a cat over a kid any day. You can open up a bag of Meow Mix, plop it down on… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
Sorry, I love the internet. Since I got my cats, I don't look at clips so much. Like a teenage boy with… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
