In my next life I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I had a cat, though. I wanted to name the frogs, because I watched them grow, but there were too many. — Satoshi Tajiri Copy Share Image
Once [a cat] has given its love, what absolute confidence, what fidelity of affection! — Theophile Gautier Copy Share Image
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon Little boy blue and the man in the moon. — Harry Chapin Copy Share Image
I heard from my cat's lawyer today; my cat wants $12,000 a week for Tender Vittles. — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
It's amazing where a joke might come from. I find a lot of humour just by metaphorically turning things upside down or… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption.… — Steven Morrissey Copy Share Image
I listened to the radio, so I was influenced by everyone from Michael Jackson to Milli Vanilli. But thankfully my dad had… — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window,… — Nicole Hollander Copy Share Image
Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
We're all trapped in the digital world. It's filled with cat videos, and you have to dodge comments about how much you… — DanTDM Copy Share Image
I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there.… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Kyo Sohma: One of these days I'll make you say you're sorry Yuki Sohma: looking bored I'm sorry. Kyo Sohma: Dammit That's… — Natsuki Takaya Copy Share Image
I can walk into someone's house, kiss their wife, sit down at their table, and eat their dinner. I can lift a… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I like to call myself an "equal opportunist," as I love both dogs and cats, but over the last couple years, both… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
People planted seeds into me. Older cats gave me the game. My family, especially my mother, gave me the game and I… — Jay Rock Copy Share Image
If we have to be cat burglars, I'm going to see what' to steal in the fridge." We're trying to find evidence… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I had always been told that you shouldn't clean the litter box when you're pregnant, because of your cat. And I think… — Emily Oster Copy Share Image
In their sympathies, children feel nearer animals than adults. They frolic with animals, caress them, share with them feelings neither has words… — Jessamyn West Copy Share Image