Cat Quotes · Page 26

The bad jazz that a cat blows wails long after he’s cut out.

— Lord Buckley

Martina, she's got several layers of steel out there like a cat with nine lives.

— Virginia Wade

I'm not the kind of cat that's going to cut off an ear if I can't do something.

— Bob Dylan

Choupette literally has the finest tuna, the finest of everything a cat could ever have.

— Poppy Delevingne

Like cats' eyes gleaming in the gloom, the precious diamonds rest.

— Robert B. Leighton

There are hundreds of good reasons for having a cat, but all you need is one.

— Susy Clemens

When it comes to knowing how to relax, cats are the original yoga experts.

— Patricia Curtis

Once cats were all wild, but afterward they retired to houses.

— Edward Topsell

When she walked...she stretched out long and thin like a little tiger, and held her head high to look over the grass…

— Sarah Orne Jewett

Yeah? What'd you name all those cats?" Death, Famine, Pestilence, War, and Mr. Whiskers." You named your cats after the riders of…

— Richelle Mead

The image I'd had of myself as a child was someone I'd never be, and it was only recently that I realized…

— Jeaniene Frost

SACRED, adj. Dedicated to some religious purpose; having a divine character; inspiring solemn thoughts or emotions; as... the Cow in India; the…

— Ambrose Bierce

The president took the advice of my East Texas grandmother: If you can skin a cat without getting the room all bloody,…

— Richard Land

There are a lot of great animal rights organizations who save dogs and save cats, but the Humane Society is actually really…

— Moby

“You treat me as if I was a feeble Human who couldn't survive without your help, but I am a MASTER bloody…

— Jeaniene Frost

Letting cats and dogs have litters is tantamount to shooting shelter animals in the head since it kills their chances of adoption.…

— Steven Morrissey

I gave my players a version of the same message at ten-to-three every Saturday: 'I would shoot my granny right now for…

— Brian Clough

If you want to freak your cat out, stare at your cat. If you want to reassure your cat, stare at your…

— Walter Murch

“And there’s nothing wrong with spinsters, anyway. They have nice cats and little bowls full of candy. Mrs. Bailey and Mrs. Newitz…

— Catherynne M. Valente

Holding this soft, small living creature in my lap this way, though, and seeing how it slept with complete trust in me,…

— Haruki Murakami

There's a lot of levels of metanarrative that I like to play with. That's why I like the Ghostfacers, because we actually…

— Ben Edlund

Many people can listen to their cat more intelligently than they can listen to their own despised body. Because they attend to…

— Marion Woodman

We had about seven real cats at any one time on the set, and two animatronic, (one that sits and one that…

— Melissa Joan Hart

That's alright," said Hugo. "I've got some wine" Which was about all he seemed to have. He poured out two mugfuls. "Very…

— Stephen Fry

I had - like a cat with nine lives, I've had so many different careers and tried so many different things.

— Ron Ben-Israel

In my experience, cats and beds seem to be a natural combination.

— Louis J. Camuti

Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him.

— Jennifer Crusie

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?

— Anonymous

Of three things be wary- of a feather on a cat, The shepherd eating mutton, And a guardsman that is fat.

— Mercedes Lackey

Running a liberal paper is like feeding melted butter on the end of an awl to a wild cat.

— Anonymous

There really is no ethical difference between eating a cat or a chicken, a dog or a pig.

— Steve-O

Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other.

— Kinky Friedman

Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave, and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat.

— Terry Pratchett

Finer than any sand are dusts of gold that gleam, Vague starpoints, in the mystic iris of their eyes.

— Charles Baudelaire

What female heart can gold despise? What cat 's averse to fish?

— Thomas Gray

You know how it is with cats: They don't really have owners, they have staff.

— Anonymous

Cats are peaceful and tranquil - they bring calmness with their serene personalities.

— Chris Evert

If you are worthy of its affection, a cat will be your friend but never your slave.

— Theophile Gautier

People under seventy and over seven are very unreliable if they are not cats.

— Leonora Carrington

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

— Monica Edwards