Cat Quotes · Page 27

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.

— Robert A. Heinlein

Ben Smith's quick-hit campaign 'scoops' are about as viral as cat videos. That fits with Buzzfeed.

— Nick Denton

If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

— Greg Behrendt

I have three dogs, a cat, fish. I'm a huge animal lover. They're amazing.

— Willow Shields

But I killed you,” Alyss said. “Did you?” Red turned to The Cat. “Why wasn’t I informed?

— Frank Beddor

One reason that cats are happier than people is that they have no newspapers.

— Gwendolyn Brooks

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.

— Steven Wright

You're a medicine cat. I understand what that means now. StarClan go with you, Leafpool. I'll never forget you.

— Erin Hunter

I listened to the radio, so I was influenced by everyone from Michael Jackson to Milli Vanilli. But thankfully my dad had…

— Jason Mraz

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window,…

— Nicole Hollander

Unlike cats dogs never scratch you when you wash them. They just become very sad and try to figure out what they…

— Dave Barry

We're all trapped in the digital world. It's filled with cat videos, and you have to dodge comments about how much you…

— DanTDM

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there.…

— Wendy Liebman

“Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop…

— Gillian Flynn

“I preferred to think of myself as a cat. If I think of my behavior as cat behavior instead of people behavior,…

— Jael McHenry

“Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or…

— Will Advise

Literature as a whole is not an aggregate of exhibits with red and blue ribbons attached to them, like a cat-show, but…

— Northrop Frye

“He's crazy," Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy…

— John Boyne

All cats can see futures, and see echoes of the past. We can watch the passage of creatures from the infinity of…

— Neil Gaiman

For clothes, I like Anna on Regent's Park Road. Anna Park, who owns it, has an amazing eye for fresh, exciting clothes.…

— Sophie Winkleman

You have to be very insensitive in order to have a cat, because I think they're very independent. When they're kittens, you…

— Jennifer Love Hewitt

I'm a full grown man and I'm not tall enough to ride a rollercoaster. So I will sit on the teacups, eat…

— Thom Yorke

Hey, pretty thing," he said. "What's in the bag?" "Holy water," said Jace, reappearing beside her as if he'd been conjured up…

— Cassandra Clare

Kyo Sohma: One of these days I'll make you say you're sorry Yuki Sohma: looking bored I'm sorry. Kyo Sohma: Dammit That's…

— Natsuki Takaya

There is nothing so lowering to one's self-esteem as the affectionate contempt of a beloved cat.

— Monica Edwards

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

— Bill Dana

Just because a cat has kittens in the oven, that doesn't make them biscuits.

— Malcolm X

I challenge you to a duel!” screamed the cat, sailing over their heads on the swinging chandelier.

— Mikhail Bulgakov

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

— Steven Wright

Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.

— Jasper Fforde

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or…

— Diane Lane

Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.

— Robert Jordan

I have a cat, the pet that ranks just above a throw pillow in terms of required responsibility.

— Anna Quindlen

My husband said it was him or the cat...I miss him sometimes.

— Zsa Zsa Gabor

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

— Ogden Nash

Because, Cat, it’s the feminine persuasion that’s always the deadliest.

— Jeaniene Frost

If a cat had a halo, it would probably wear it around it's tail. It makes a statement.

— Sergio Aragones

Miss Minutes was inspired a bit by Felix the Cat, and cartoons of that era.

— Kate Herron

The best model of a cat is another cat..., specially the same cat.

— Arturo Rosenblueth

[A cat] will lie the whole evening on your knee, purring and happy in your society...

— Theophile Gautier