Cat Quotes · Page 24

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity.

— Terry Pratchett

Cats love one so much - more than they will allow. But they have so much wisdom they keep it to themselves.

— Mary Eleanor Wilkins Freeman

The cat is the only animal which accepts the comforts but rejects the bondage of domesticity.

— Georges-Louis Leclerc, Comte de Buffon

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

— John R. Erickson

“I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives.”

— M.J. McGuire

“Meg's face clouded, and I wondered if she was going to rain the way people do sometimes.”

— Ray Rhamey

Cruelty is cruelty, whether it's cruelty to children, to the elderly, to dogs and cats, or to chickens.

— Russell Simmons

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded: 'Take me to the canaries'.

— Bob Monkhouse

Nobody who is not prepared to spoil cats will get from them the reward they are able to give to those who…

— Anonymous

I communicate much better with cats, usually. I know them and their body language - as my own cats know mine very…

— Marge Piercy

I'm the least metrosexual cat you've ever met. I've never had my fingernails or toenails done, and I've cut my own hair…

— George Clooney

“Thousands of years ago, when kitties first domesticated humans, we did it so that someone would scratch our butts.”

— Didjeradoo Jeremy Greenberg

I've had two unlucky injuries that are the equivalent of walking under 1,000 ladders and seeing 1,000 black cats.

— Andrew Bogut

Quite obviously a cat trusts human beings; but she doesn't trust another cat because she knows better than we do.

— Karel Capek

I'm obsessed with my cat. We have a really strong, really weird codependent, almost Bella/Edward relationship. I'm going to be a crazy…

— Kristen Stewart

Our checks are pale. Our wallets are invalids. Past due, past due, is what our bills are saying and yet we kiss…

— Anne Sexton

Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris…

— Kathy Lette

I have at this moment so many fundamental thoughts, so many truly metaphysical things to say, that I suddenly get tired and…

— Fernando Pessoa

You couldn't pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a tough job. You have to solve people's…

— Christopher Meloni

If you are reading a large newspaper, all spread out on the table, your cat will come and sit on the very…

— Leonore Fleischer

“organizing atheists has been compared to herding cats, because they tend to think independently and will not conform to authority. But a…

— Richard Dawkins

Obviously I love writing with Katy [Pery], I feel like we're the same person when we write together. Even though we fight…

— Bonnie McKee

“A lot of the situations that we put ourselves in are similar to a cat in a yard full of dogs. We…

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

The simplest case, where one is informed that a cat is black because it is black, may be harmless, though irritating and…

— Norman Macbeth

“The world would probably be better if people were put in carriers and cats roamed free.”

— Mary Matthews

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

— W. C. Fields

I tell you, I was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a roomful of rockers!

— Tennessee Ernie Ford

I'm not one of those that can see the cat in the dairy and wonder what she's there for.

— George Eliot

I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

— Tim Allen

A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll on a dead fish.

— James P. Gorman

There is nothing you can do to force a cat to do anything.

— James Bowen

Cats do not keep the mice away; it is my belief that they preserve them for the chase.

— Oswald Barron

A cat has to be in a very bad mood if a human cannot coax him to purr.

— Derek Tangye

“Here’s a random factoid: I like cats. And here’s another: I like red wine.”

— Shannon Celebi

Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.

— Rick Riordan

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

— W. L. George

All cat stories start with this statement: "My mother, who was the first cat, told me this...

— Shirley Jackson

...love him enough to give him this, even if it's at the price of your pride." (Annette to Cat)

— Jeaniene Frost

Almost everybody can be imagined as either a cat or a dog.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

A cat understands how to be pleasant in the morning. He doesn't talk.

— Tamora Pierce