Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They're only a… — Alexis Ohanian Copy Share Image
What a shock that a guy who makes $2 million a week behaves exactly like I would with $2 million a week.… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
whereas the dog strives to lessen the distance between himself and man, seeks ever to be intelligent and intelligible, and translates into… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
I sat on the bed. I looked at the Rorschach blot. I tried to make it look like a spreading tree, shadows… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
“"What the hell was THAT?" I gasped. "Premature inflamulation," he replied. "Happens sometimes. Very embarrassing, I don't like to talk about it."… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
The dog is guided by kindly instinct to the man or woman whose heart is open to his advances. The cat often… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
an Autobiography is the truest of all books; for while it inevitably consists mainly of extinctions of the truth, shirkings of the… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I grew up in a house full of women: my mother, grandmother, three sisters, and two female cats. And I still have… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
When a scientist considers all high-tech mental machinery needed to arrange words into ordinary sentences, prescriptive rules are, at best, inconsequential little… — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
I do not know what the cat can have eaten. Usually I know exactly what the cat has eaten. Not only have… — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Sir, this is a unique dog. He does not live by tooth or fang. He respects the right of cats to be… — John Steinbeck Copy Share Image
When the man was disgraced and told to go away, he was allowed to ask all the animals whether any of them… — Richard Adams Copy Share Image
Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
Now women are funny animals. You never know when you are with them - they don’t often know where they are with… — James Hadley Chase Copy Share Image
You now have learned enough to see That Cats are much like you and me And other people whom we find Possessed… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
You got this new breed of hipster chicks and hipster men that don't understand anything about sacrifice. They didn't lay it on… — Willis Earl Beal Copy Share Image
I mean, if your about to tell me something like I'm dead, that i need to start acquiring a taste for blood,… — C.C. Hunter Copy Share Image
She is like a cat in the dark And then she is the darkness She rules her life like a fine skylark… — Stevie Nicks Copy Share Image
Let take a cat, and foster her with milk And tender flesh, and make her couch of silk, And let her see… — Oswald Barron Copy Share Image
Where's Magnus?" he said. AS he looked toward the kitchen, Clary saw a bruise on his jaw, below his ear, about the… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
To anyone who has ever been owned by a cat, it will come as no surprise that there are all sorts of… — Cleveland Amory Copy Share Image
It is better to have a cat and mouse game where the cat has the upper hand than a cat and mouse… — George Soros Copy Share Image
The cat will keep his side of the bargain. He will kill mice, and he will be kind to babies when he… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Animals are a huge part of my life, so yes, if you are going to be a part of my life, you… — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
Oh dear, is that a skunk?" Leonora asked. "No," Alessandro gasped in horror. "No the smelly cat!" "I've told you, Alessandro darling,… — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
The sexes deceive themselves about one another: the reason being that at bottom they honor and love only themselves (or their ownideal,… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
If I do manage to come up with a scheme [to naming], however, I stick to it, which is why my cats… — Ursula Vernon Copy Share Image
Then what shall I write? I can't just write that this happened then this happened then this happened to boring infinitum. I'll… — David Almond Copy Share Image
I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It… — Blaize Clement Copy Share Image
“...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
Cats are great with clicker training. There's a great video you can get called "Clicker Magic". There's a scene in that video… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
My mother early on taught us to respect all animals, and I mean all animals - not just cats and dogs but… — Joanna Lumley Copy Share Image
“Ash and Puck shared a brief glance, and then Ash pushed himself off the wall to stand beside me. “Lead the way,”… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
For a dyed-in-the-wool author nothing is as dead as a book once it is written ... she is rather like a cat… — Rumer Godden Copy Share Image
I grew up with a lot of cats like that and they always were so surprising, magnetic, and electrifying. You can't be… — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
Montalbano and Valente seemed not to have heard him, looking as if their minds were elsewhere. But in fact they were paying… — Andrea Camilleri Copy Share Image
Oh, who am I trying to kid? It's a madhouse. The minute those cameras go off, things just explode, everyone is just… — Richard Dean Anderson Copy Share Image
I have to spring a cat out of Rumelt Animal Shelter. Think of it as a prison break." It does the trick.… — Holly Black Copy Share Image
I trained three or four days a week for two and a half months, before they'd even let me near the real… — Richard Madden Copy Share Image
I'm the disciplinarian. Nick doesn't discipline. The cat can do whatever it wants. It can scratch on the furniture. It can do… — Bridget Marquardt Copy Share Image
![“Should've thought of that before you told my ex-girlfriend I eat live kittens for breakfast." A tiny twinge of guilt. Then the cat wondered what Riley would think of her last successful "shoo-away." "Who knew she'd believe me?" [Mercy responded.] "Oh no? When you 'accidentally' opened the cupboard…” quote by Nalini Singh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/33f/nalini-singh-293_believe_should-ve-thought-of-that-before-you-tol_1746314.jpg)
![“If I do manage to come up with a scheme [to naming], however, I stick to it, which is why my cats are named after gods-Loki and Athena, who are, respectively, absolutely straightforward and affectionate, and dumber than dirt. I learned my lesson. I will name my next cat 'Satan' or 'Marduk' or…” quote by Ursula Vernon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/85d/ursula-vernon-21101_affectionate_if-i-do-manage-to-come-up-with-a-scheme_100482.jpg)
