I so seldom had to dispose of a human body myself, I was at a loss. Fairies turned into dust, and vampires flaked away. Demons had to be burned. Humans were very troublesome. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
(Sookie's Thoughts on Debbie Pelt) she had been cruel to Alcide, insulted me grievously, burned a hole in my favorite wrap and—oh—tried to kill me by proxy. Also, she had stupid hair. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Don’t you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake you’ve made, every hurt you’ve received, every bit of meanness you’ve… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
All the pictures on the walls, they all white as lilies and smiling like alligators. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Te quiero -dijo- Nada de lo que hagas o digas podrá cambiarlo. Si me pidieras que enterrase un cadáver, o que me cargase a… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
You think that it’s not magic that keeps you alive? Just ‘cause you understand the mechanics of how something works, doesn’t make it any… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Sookie: "Eric, when I'm back to being myself, I'm going to nail your ass for putting me in this position of being pledged to… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“For a moment they all looked at Dermot incredulously, as if he'd just announced he was going to birth a kangaroo.” — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
There’s no way you can kill someone and get to the other side of the experience unchanged. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
Pam said, "Sookie, I brought you something, too. I never thought I'd want to spend time with a human, but you're more tolerable than… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
For any writers at all, read everything you can and then put your butt in the chair and write. That's all there is to… — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
