I'll bet I'm as old as you are." "I'm older than Sanskrit." "Well, I was waitress at the Last Supper." "I'm so… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
It was so hot today I saw a robin dipping his worm in Nestea.It was so hot today I saw a pigeon… — Johnny Carson Copy Share Image
One of the things that defines a country song for me is that it's honest. It's not putting on a tuxedo to… — Kristian Bush Copy Share Image
Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And… — Daniel Dumile Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home. — Jose Garces Copy Share Image
I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I like men who are very cool but also so brilliant that they are almost insane. Sean Penn, Gary Oldman, Tom Waits-men… — Jolene Blalock Copy Share Image
There was a point when I was so sick of this physical perfection thing that I thought it would be good for… — Alicia Silverstone Copy Share Image
All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings… — George Lindsey Copy Share Image
You should've just gotten a kids' meal.” Adrian told me, pointing to my half-eaten burger and fries. “You could've saved me a… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Today the biggest decisions I make aren't related to the heavyweight title. They are whether I visit McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, or… — George Foreman Copy Share Image
What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering?… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
On the road, I eat hamburgers every day. The team tries to get me to eat differently, but no. Burgers, burgers, burgers.… — Gilbert Arenas Copy Share Image
Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I try to have no absolute nos. I love french fries, I like a good burger, and I like pie. And that's… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I've never been a fan of personality-conflict burgers and identity-crisis omelets with patchouli oil. I function very well on a diet that… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
I can eat everything; chocolate, hamburgers, pizza, go to McDonalds, Burger King, KFC. It's all in my body. — Rain Copy Share Image
I love my daughter, but she had me on couscous and fixed me pastas and made me eat oatmeal every morning. Turkey… — Dusty Baker Copy Share Image
Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If my brother and I wanted money in our pockets, we had to get jobs - my first was at 15, at… — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
I love french fries, I like a good burger, and I like pie. And that's okay. I would be depressed if I… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
I can't see any point to hanging around a Burger King all day, no matter how much money you make. .... I'll… — Charles Willeford Copy Share Image
